Definitions by p@$$ing thr.ugh
the hurt locker
the oscar winning best picture of 2009/10, a fantastic juxtaposition of cinematic genious/drivel based on a true story by someone who will have no social/political relevance to anyone anywhere globally in about 5 minutes. An artistic picture about the horrors and beauty of *something/whatever*, I didn't actually bother since I have no interest in Iraq/war.
and the hurt locker wins over avatar best picture of the year and that's why I don't care for the oscars enough to watch them. And superbad wins best comedy. Oh Jesus! Do not care, busy; rolling a joint now.
the hurt locker by p@$$ing thr.ugh October 6, 2010
olfactory assault
When a person's mere proximity is enough to make you feel like your being repeatedly punched in the sinuses by their overbearing perfume/cologne. Olfactory assaulters have no sense of smell therefore they are immune to their own chemical warfare.
Do you like my perfume?
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.
olfactory assault by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 25, 2010
stealth shopping
when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.
An example of stealth shopping:
Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
stealth shopping by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010
avatar
avatar by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 7, 2010
jack seven
said to confirm outcomes based solely on extremely good luck, circumstances of uncommon fortune, results that in all probability are difficult to repeat.
I met a seven hot girls at the club who all wanted my number so I have a date lined up for every day of the week.
Jack Seven, you ugly pervy fuck-face.
Jack Seven, you ugly pervy fuck-face.
jack seven by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 7, 2010
silent treatment
when someone refuses to speak to you, just to be mean, even thought you ALREADY appologized and meant it.
Chandi: You're anime fanfics suck!
Geb: That hurts my feelings.
Chandi: I'm sorry. They're actually not bad.
Geb: *silent treatment*
Chandi: So... Bitter?
Geb: That hurts my feelings.
Chandi: I'm sorry. They're actually not bad.
Geb: *silent treatment*
Chandi: So... Bitter?
silent treatment by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 2, 2010