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sarkgasm

having an orgasm from hearing your own dry wit
*checking out sexy women's lingerie*
Patifus: *drowsymusing* huh, they should make this kind of thing for dudes. The matching tops and bottoms.
Narcifus: Really? Patifus. Really? Oh wait, Sarkgasm. Mmm-hmm.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 4, 2010
mugGet the sarkgasmmug.

asswage

In pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho's value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.
Jim-Jam: This ho be slack late, blud. Her asswage is less den Carmendy and Zircogna. I'm una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
L-Ices: Seen, seen, blud. Zharmay's asswage is getting real flo. When she get back from aborting the fetus umma make Desoynté bottom bitch.
Jim-Jam: Seen.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 28, 2010
mugGet the asswagemug.

smooth sherlock

when someone makes a smooth transition from failblog to leet in less than 5 seconds.
The story as it's told.
Five: I was watching squirels mate, and I rode my bicycle into a parked car, and I looked around for witnesses, and I got back on my bicycle, and I rode around the corner to safety to set my broken leg.
Everyone: Smooth Sherlock!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 23, 2011
mugGet the smooth sherlockmug.

olfactory assault

When a person's mere proximity is enough to make you feel like your being repeatedly punched in the sinuses by their overbearing perfume/cologne. Olfactory assaulters have no sense of smell therefore they are immune to their own chemical warfare.
Do you like my perfume?
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 25, 2010
mugGet the olfactory assaultmug.

the secret punk-off

it's when the punker does or says something to make the punkee look foolish without the punkee realizing it, and nobody will ever find out. IT'S PERFECT!
Remember that time, I falsified information on urban dictionary, and the editors didn't pick up on it, THE SECRET PUNK-OFF!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
mugGet the the secret punk-offmug.

Detroit, MI

The place where Toronto, Canada ships it's garbage.
Mayor of Toronto: Oh no! What are we going to do with all this garbage?
City Councillor: No problem. It's okay, eh, we can just ship it to Detroit, MI.
Mayor of Detroit: Yeah, guys, it's okay with me.

Mayor of Toronto: Good work Councillor.

*privately to Councillor*
Mayor of Toronto: Now if only we could convince them to trade Hockey Teams with us.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 12, 2010
mugGet the Detroit, MImug.

red tea

Red tea is made by a 3/4 completion of the fermentation process required to make black tea. Hence the fermentation is more complete than oolong tea which sits at 1/2, green tea which is unfermented but kiln fired, and white tea which is completely raw and sundried.
Red tea know for it's unparalleled aroma is a serious force of nature to be reckonned with.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 9, 2010
mugGet the red teamug.

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