Definitions by p@$$ing thr.ugh
Australia
The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!
Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.
Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.
Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!
Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.
Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!
Australia by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 10, 2010
Vodka Trick Shot
A vodka trick shot is when a scantily dressed and decenlty drunken girl climbs up onto the pool table to make a long shot, then side swipes the cue ball into the corner pocket, competely avoiding any other target on the table and still manages to leave all her male companions whole-heartedly impressed.
*cue ball is sunk*
Drunken Girl: **woops,...i..think......I...mesthed...that..up.....heheheHEHEHhehehHEHEHHEHHheehehHEHEHehehehehehheh!!!!!!!@
Guy: Wow, how'd you get your boobies to manover the cue like that?
Immune friend: *sighs* Quite the Vodka Trick Shot!
Drunken Girl: **woops,...i..think......I...mesthed...that..up.....heheheHEHEHhehehHEHEHHEHHheehehHEHEHehehehehehheh!!!!!!!@
Guy: Wow, how'd you get your boobies to manover the cue like that?
Immune friend: *sighs* Quite the Vodka Trick Shot!
Vodka Trick Shot by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 9, 2010
the mole paradox
the mole paradox lies herein:
The mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to JUST eat it up.
The mole on a human being is a sign of disability, retardation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. Hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.
The mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to JUST eat it up.
The mole on a human being is a sign of disability, retardation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. Hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.
At the zoo I saw a girl petting a cute little mole, however, she had a huge mole square in the middle of her forehead, so I was faced with the mole paradox. I puked, and then I ate it.
the mole paradox by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 6, 2010
Non-Human
A non-human is one who wears the marker of the non-humans. 100% of the time, the marker is army dog-tags that say "NON-HUMAN".
Non-Human: Guys can we do what I want to do now?
Human: I see you have the marker of the non-human...
Non-Human: So that's a no?
Human: I see you have the marker of the non-human...
Non-Human: So that's a no?
Non-Human by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2009
DJ Bill Clinton
DJ by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 23, 2009
WoW
Etymology: ACRONYM = World of warcraft.
Definition: WoW means anything that consumes your entire life, becomes a ritual compulsion, that you obsess over daily, that you dream about, that your brain has become hardwired to, and can sometimes make you neglectful of all other pastimes, responsibilities, and activities.
Note: Also makes a clever emoticon when spelled exactly WoW.
Definition: WoW means anything that consumes your entire life, becomes a ritual compulsion, that you obsess over daily, that you dream about, that your brain has become hardwired to, and can sometimes make you neglectful of all other pastimes, responsibilities, and activities.
Note: Also makes a clever emoticon when spelled exactly WoW.
Lord of the rings took 3 decades to complete and with all the subsequently released literature it becomes clear to see that Middle Earth was J.R.R. Tolkiens WoW.
WoW by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 22, 2009