Definitions by p@$$ing thr.ugh
slow motion balls
anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.
Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.
slow motion balls by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
the secret punk-off
it's when the punker does or says something to make the punkee look foolish without the punkee realizing it, and nobody will ever find out. IT'S PERFECT!
Remember that time, I falsified information on urban dictionary, and the editors didn't pick up on it, THE SECRET PUNK-OFF!
the secret punk-off by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
zwitter
A safe way to call a person a hermaphrodite to their face. Unless the person speaks German, then you're out of luck.
zwitter by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
half-people
Today, while I was getting coffee at the gas station, a couple of high-school students walked up to me and told me I reminded them of a older and creepier version of Jessica Simpson, and I said, why don't you bite me, half-people.
half-people by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
Greg Kriesel
Person 1: *shouts over noise of speaker* AFI's vocals seem very consistent, today.
Person 2: Oh, that's because Greg Kriesel's off screwing groupies.
Person 2: Oh, that's because Greg Kriesel's off screwing groupies.
Greg Kriesel by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
France
Person 1: I think I need to leave the country.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Well I'm wanted by INTERPOL for secretly defrauding most of the countries in the G27.
Person 1: Did you defraud France?
Person 2: I don't think so.
Person 1: Bon Voyage. Send me le vin.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Well I'm wanted by INTERPOL for secretly defrauding most of the countries in the G27.
Person 1: Did you defraud France?
Person 2: I don't think so.
Person 1: Bon Voyage. Send me le vin.
France by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010