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Definitions by p@$$ing thr.ugh

slow motion balls 

anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.
Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.

the secret punk-off 

it's when the punker does or says something to make the punkee look foolish without the punkee realizing it, and nobody will ever find out. IT'S PERFECT!
Remember that time, I falsified information on urban dictionary, and the editors didn't pick up on it, THE SECRET PUNK-OFF!
A safe way to call a person a hermaphrodite to their face. Unless the person speaks German, then you're out of luck.
Person 1: Hi, Zwitter.
Hermaphrodite: Hey, guys. I might just have the best nickname, of all.
zwitter by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

half-people 

What weird 25-year-olds with no life call everyone under the age of 20.
Today, while I was getting coffee at the gas station, a couple of high-school students walked up to me and told me I reminded them of a older and creepier version of Jessica Simpson, and I said, why don't you bite me, half-people.
half-people by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

Greg Kriesel 

The incredibly sexy man-whore, responsible for the arbitrarily pitched backing vocals for AFI.
Person 1: *shouts over noise of speaker* AFI's vocals seem very consistent, today.
Person 2: Oh, that's because Greg Kriesel's off screwing groupies.
Greg Kriesel by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
A good place to go if you're an internationally wanted fugitive, because they don't extradite.
Person 1: I think I need to leave the country.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Well I'm wanted by INTERPOL for secretly defrauding most of the countries in the G27.
Person 1: Did you defraud France?
Person 2: I don't think so.

Person 1: Bon Voyage. Send me le vin.
France by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
a full legion of drunken elves
Person 1: If I didn't know better I'd think you put something in my drink, because I'm starting to believe, I'm zindy.
zindy by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010