Piece of crap computer company. Don't buy from them unless you want to have to call in and talk to hindu people who speak english but don't understand it.
Bob to Joe - "Hey joe, i bought a gateway today"
Joe to Bob - "cool, how is it?"
Bob to Joe - "oh it works pretty good except for the fact that it broke."
Joe to Bob - "Yea you should have gotten a dell"
Joe to Bob - "cool, how is it?"
Bob to Joe - "oh it works pretty good except for the fact that it broke."
Joe to Bob - "Yea you should have gotten a dell"
by Oz January 01, 2005
A show most people watch for the chance to see people you want to insult get insulted by critics. Some contestents don't deserve to be insulted but 90% of them should be slapped for thinking sing.
by Oz March 08, 2005
The savior of the christian people. Christians believe he is the son of god and the messiah. They also believe he died for man kinds sins against each other. No real proof exists that he ever lived. That, like every religion, does not stop people from following in the way of jesus.
by Oz March 20, 2005
by oz April 12, 2004
A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.
Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck
by oz November 08, 2003
Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
by Oz January 18, 2005
Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to get to sleep, rarely do they help and yet they are strong acting. In short, insomnia is a disorder in which one cannot find sleep.
Bob: How did you sleep jim? I slept like a baby!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!
by Oz January 19, 2005