oz's definitions

Penis Battler

A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.

Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!

by Oz January 29, 2005

bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.

by Oz February 3, 2005

Quim Ninja

One proficient in rug munching; a cunning linguist

"Oh... flick my bean with your tong... oh..."

by Oz March 16, 2003

bolt

a shot of cum that travels at a high speed, often shot at a females face, more commonly down the back of her throat

oh shit, shoot a bolt!

id shoot a bolt down her throat

i shot a big bolt all over her

by oz May 23, 2003

laguna beach

1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.

2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.

1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"

2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"

by Oz February 27, 2005

buff tings

Sexy, Fit

"Yo blud check her she's buff tings"

by Oz August 7, 2003

nerd talk

I consider nerd talk to be leet or any other really annoying nerdy looking talk.

Billy: OMGZORZ U TOOKZOR MY MONEYZOR!
Bob: Uhh, SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD BOY, GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!

by Oz March 4, 2005