by Oz July 13, 2003

Me. I am a white man, I goto work, I got many friends of different ethinicities. Oh I forgot I am caucasian. I guess I am a white man!
I am a white man, not an evil person... you want an evil man go blame someone who you know has done something wrong!
by Oz January 24, 2005

by Oz July 18, 2008

Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
by Oz January 18, 2005

by oz May 23, 2003

A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.
Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck
by oz November 07, 2003

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person
by Oz February 03, 2005
