oscar's definitions

Scooby Doo

Stupid ass cartoon dog who teaches kids they need no moral ethics by selling out in every fuckin' appearance he'll ever make in his sad life. If you listen to him speaks it's crystal clear he has an alhchol problem.

Shaggy:Scooby wanna go get the Ghost?
Scobby:Ruurr roor rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for a Scooby Snack?
Scooby:rror rur rappy
Shaggy:How 'bout for-(stops short) Scooby put down that bottle of Tequila
Scooby:Rorr Ruur Rappy
Shaggy:For 2 Scooby Snacks?
Scooby:(Stumbles and rolls around in his own vomit and own urine) Righ Rappy

by Oscar September 20, 2004

gizzard

a silly way of calling a friend

what's up gizzard...also what's up gizz...

by oscar February 5, 2004

chonch

a vagina ,a stupid person, a jackass

I want to eat her chonch..That guy is a chonch...don't be a chonch..it is a universal word just like fuck...

by oscar February 5, 2004

perennium

the bit of skin between the ass and balls

i made her lick my perennium before i came in her eye

by Oscar February 20, 2003

twat shot

A blunt force to the vaginal area causing much discomfort.

Lauren nailed Amanda with t a huge twat shot

by Oscar March 13, 2005

Nomar Garciaparra

Nomar Garciaparra... YEH FUCKIN RITE try Nomar Gayciaparra... He is gay with Lo Merloni and u assholes might say wat about Mia Hamm shes a lebian with sum 1 yet to be named (Rosie O Donnel?????). WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THE SOX BRING BAK THAT SAP MERLONI?? Wat in the fuck did he do for us ooo wait i no he hit a whopping 2 homeruns and batted in an astounding 19 runs. well anyways thatnks for takin the time to read my definition

Carlos: Man this is Gayciaparra lets leave.
Oscar: This ios so Rosie O Donnel

by Oscar September 18, 2004

Reeboks Classics

Sick shoes put out by Reebok that are very comfortable and stylish even when they're too big for you.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NOw I have to add eextra words to this def

by Oscar January 8, 2005