Definitions by oracle

john prescott 

Rotund New labour minister. Known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.

2 Jags Prescott

john prescott by oracle March 12, 2004

gurning chimp 

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

gurning chimp by oracle March 12, 2004

martin short 

Excellent, amazing, superb.

My new jags absolutely Martin Short

martin short by oracle March 12, 2004

dc 

Has nobody here heard of Direct Current?????????

Power supply 12v DC

dc by oracle March 12, 2004

walrus 

A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.

Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.

walrus by oracle March 12, 2004

bjt

Fictional device invented to confuse electronics students.

Lawrence: This is how to bias a BJT blah...
Students: -Yawn-

bjt by oracle March 12, 2004

tagnut 

see also teggit

ouch! teggits

tagnut by oracle March 12, 2004