optical_epilepsy's definitions
Somebody who takes an exaggeration, a figure of speech, or a hyperbole literally as a pathetic attempt to make you sound stupid
It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
Normal Person: It's raining cats and dogs outside!
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 10, 2011
Get the hyperbodickmug. The person who tries to spit game or get with somebody for a potential relationship or a one night stand. This person must do everything just right, and if he/she messes up one time they probably won't get anything.
Being a successful aggressor takes practice, because you never know exactly what the other person wants you to say. Just be yourself but also very smooth and things should work out but if they don't then you know one of 2 things
1. Your approach was bad, he/she did not like it, and thinks that defines exactly who you are which they aren't looking for.
2. They aren't in the mood or situation to be talking with guys/girls on that level. They might have a boyfriend/girlfriend and be very committed OR just ain't tryna talk bout that right quick
Being a successful aggressor takes practice, because you never know exactly what the other person wants you to say. Just be yourself but also very smooth and things should work out but if they don't then you know one of 2 things
1. Your approach was bad, he/she did not like it, and thinks that defines exactly who you are which they aren't looking for.
2. They aren't in the mood or situation to be talking with guys/girls on that level. They might have a boyfriend/girlfriend and be very committed OR just ain't tryna talk bout that right quick
Paul: Dude, check out Andy!
Simon: Is he hitting on Mahlia?
Paul: Yea she's super fine and got a good ass to waist ratio he's got balls for that
Simon: I hope he's a good aggressor, you don't wanna mess up with girls like her
Simon: Is he hitting on Mahlia?
Paul: Yea she's super fine and got a good ass to waist ratio he's got balls for that
Simon: I hope he's a good aggressor, you don't wanna mess up with girls like her
by Optical_Epilepsy May 27, 2010
Get the aggressormug. Proof that Sony is getting desperate, does not have any sort of honor, and can't be original anymore. In case you could not tell, the Playstation Move is nothing more than a Wiimote with a ball on top. It's as close to copyright infringment as you can get.
by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011
Get the Playstation Movemug. A term used to describe somebody who automatically will disagree with everything, because they refuse to appreciate
People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.
Not to be confused with hater
People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.
Not to be confused with hater
Sam: It's cold outside
Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!
Sam: (pulls out pistol)
Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!
Sam: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011
Get the dissentomaticmug. A question that cannot be answered without lying, or changing the subject to avoid an undesired effect.
This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.
This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.
Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.
Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)
Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...
Douchebag: I asked you not me
Normal Person: (depressed) No...
Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.
Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?
Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)
Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)
Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...
Douchebag: I asked you not me
Normal Person: (depressed) No...
Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.
Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?
Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)
by Optical_Epilepsy July 4, 2011
Get the doomsday questionmug. The act of jumping to conclusions so your right to complain is justified.
This tactic is typically involves deflective arguing and ignoring what the other person has to say.
People who use this tactic will also typically have very low respect for the person they are talking to, as well as having no sense of honor
This tactic is typically involves deflective arguing and ignoring what the other person has to say.
People who use this tactic will also typically have very low respect for the person they are talking to, as well as having no sense of honor
Man: I wish women would stop being so selfish
Women: If your gay that's ok, nobody likes ugly, pathetic, desperate faggots anyway
Man: I'm so tired of women always conjumplaining
Women: If your gonna hit me, do it right now so I can beat you up, or file assault charges if you win the fight
Man: (censored for graphic violence)
Women: If your gay that's ok, nobody likes ugly, pathetic, desperate faggots anyway
Man: I'm so tired of women always conjumplaining
Women: If your gonna hit me, do it right now so I can beat you up, or file assault charges if you win the fight
Man: (censored for graphic violence)
by Optical_Epilepsy May 14, 2011
Get the conjumplainingmug. These are people who are racists, and when they argue, will try to change the subject or bring something else up whenever something is said against what they believe.
They do this because they know if they address the issue they will lose the argument
They do this because they know if they address the issue they will lose the argument
White supremacists will typically do this in a Youtube argument whenever the video depicts white against black behavior
Deflective racist
Deflective racist
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
Get the Deflective racistmug.