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The person who tries to spit game or get with somebody for a potential relationship or a one night stand. This person must do everything just right, and if he/she messes up one time they probably won't get anything.
Being a successful aggressor takes practice, because you never know exactly what the other person wants you to say. Just be yourself but also very smooth and things should work out but if they don't then you know one of 2 things
1. Your approach was bad, he/she did not like it, and thinks that defines exactly who you are which they aren't looking for.
2. They aren't in the mood or situation to be talking with guys/girls on that level. They might have a boyfriend/girlfriend and be very committed OR just ain't tryna talk bout that right quick
Being a successful aggressor takes practice, because you never know exactly what the other person wants you to say. Just be yourself but also very smooth and things should work out but if they don't then you know one of 2 things
1. Your approach was bad, he/she did not like it, and thinks that defines exactly who you are which they aren't looking for.
2. They aren't in the mood or situation to be talking with guys/girls on that level. They might have a boyfriend/girlfriend and be very committed OR just ain't tryna talk bout that right quick
Paul: Dude, check out Andy!
Simon: Is he hitting on Mahlia?
Paul: Yea she's super fine and got a good ass to waist ratio he's got balls for that
Simon: I hope he's a good aggressor, you don't wanna mess up with girls like her
Simon: Is he hitting on Mahlia?
Paul: Yea she's super fine and got a good ass to waist ratio he's got balls for that
Simon: I hope he's a good aggressor, you don't wanna mess up with girls like her
by Optical_Epilepsy May 27, 2010
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This means that you obviously don't want to have any type of communication with who/whatever sent you the message.
If you question whether somebody is readeleting your messages, stick to the 24 hour reply rule and the 7 day reply rule
This means that you obviously don't want to have any type of communication with who/whatever sent you the message.
If you question whether somebody is readeleting your messages, stick to the 24 hour reply rule and the 7 day reply rule
Steve: I sent this bitch 15 messages over the last 2 weeks and she ain't replying....
Dan: She's giving your messages the good old readelete, just let it go man
Dan: She's giving your messages the good old readelete, just let it go man
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
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This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.
This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.
Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.
Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)
Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...
Douchebag: I asked you not me
Normal Person: (depressed) No...
Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.
Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?
Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)
Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)
Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...
Douchebag: I asked you not me
Normal Person: (depressed) No...
Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.
Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?
Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)
by Optical_Epilepsy July 4, 2011
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It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
Normal Person: It's raining cats and dogs outside!
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 10, 2011
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They will NEVER address any issues brought against them or their point but will instantly bring something else up to change the subject
Deflective racists use this tactic whenever a situation/fact is brought up that goes against there beliefs
People do this because they know damn well if they try to address the issue or stay relevant to it, there entire argument will get derailed
They will NEVER address any issues brought against them or their point but will instantly bring something else up to change the subject
Deflective racists use this tactic whenever a situation/fact is brought up that goes against there beliefs
People do this because they know damn well if they try to address the issue or stay relevant to it, there entire argument will get derailed
deflective arguing
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
Get the deflective arguing mug.Somebody who is against people with bad morals, low income, and little/no education. A CLASSICIST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT RACE OR GENDER, EVEN IF IT'S HIS/HER OWN ONE. Somebody who biases due to race is a racist and gender is a sexist don't get them confused.
If you agree with these statements your a classicist, and not a racist or sexist.
I love black people, but I hate niggers
I love white people, but I hate rednecks
I love hispanic people, but I hate illegal immigrants
I love Asian people, but I hate Yakuzas
If you agree with these statements your a classicist, and not a racist or sexist.
I love black people, but I hate niggers
I love white people, but I hate rednecks
I love hispanic people, but I hate illegal immigrants
I love Asian people, but I hate Yakuzas
by Optical_Epilepsy April 20, 2011
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This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011
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