When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
by Optical_Epilepsy April 02, 2011
Get the illiterated textingmug. Believe it or not this actually results in murder. Some people honestly have a weakness to names and are physically hurt by them. People will not only be willing to hurt you, but willing to eventually kill you if you continue to call them names and/or say stuff about them.
This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem
Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.
When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?
This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem
Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.
When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
Get the name callingmug. The person who tries to spit game or get with somebody for a potential relationship or a one night stand. This person must do everything just right, and if he/she messes up one time they probably won't get anything.
Being a successful aggressor takes practice, because you never know exactly what the other person wants you to say. Just be yourself but also very smooth and things should work out but if they don't then you know one of 2 things
1. Your approach was bad, he/she did not like it, and thinks that defines exactly who you are which they aren't looking for.
2. They aren't in the mood or situation to be talking with guys/girls on that level. They might have a boyfriend/girlfriend and be very committed OR just ain't tryna talk bout that right quick
Being a successful aggressor takes practice, because you never know exactly what the other person wants you to say. Just be yourself but also very smooth and things should work out but if they don't then you know one of 2 things
1. Your approach was bad, he/she did not like it, and thinks that defines exactly who you are which they aren't looking for.
2. They aren't in the mood or situation to be talking with guys/girls on that level. They might have a boyfriend/girlfriend and be very committed OR just ain't tryna talk bout that right quick
Paul: Dude, check out Andy!
Simon: Is he hitting on Mahlia?
Paul: Yea she's super fine and got a good ass to waist ratio he's got balls for that
Simon: I hope he's a good aggressor, you don't wanna mess up with girls like her
Simon: Is he hitting on Mahlia?
Paul: Yea she's super fine and got a good ass to waist ratio he's got balls for that
Simon: I hope he's a good aggressor, you don't wanna mess up with girls like her
by Optical_Epilepsy May 27, 2010
Get the aggressormug. Jacob: I wish people would stop abusing welfare
Jesse: So your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it?
Jacob: Obviously not Jesse... Stop assumptacking me...
Jesse: So then exactly what are you saying?
Jacob: (sighs) Fine I'll repeat myself: I wish people would stop abusing welfare
Jesse: Oh so just because there poor and need welfare means they want to make other people suffer right?
Narrator: Jesse thinks he is making a point by being very assumptive and jumping to conclusions. He's really just being a douchebag and trying to make Jacob feel bad for his opinion. He better hope Jacob thinks carefully and doesn't reach for the knife...
Jesse: So your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it?
Jacob: Obviously not Jesse... Stop assumptacking me...
Jesse: So then exactly what are you saying?
Jacob: (sighs) Fine I'll repeat myself: I wish people would stop abusing welfare
Jesse: Oh so just because there poor and need welfare means they want to make other people suffer right?
Narrator: Jesse thinks he is making a point by being very assumptive and jumping to conclusions. He's really just being a douchebag and trying to make Jacob feel bad for his opinion. He better hope Jacob thinks carefully and doesn't reach for the knife...
by Optical_Epilepsy June 05, 2011
Get the assumptackingmug. The people we hate when we are breaking the law, but the people we love when the wrong people go crazy.
I hate cops when I get pulled over, but love cops when im at the mall and some crazy guy is killing people with an AK-47
by Optical_Epilepsy May 13, 2011
Get the copsmug. A man who is good at pretending to respect women, when in reality he thinks she is pointless unless she will have sex. These guys make it difficult for men who foolishly think respecting women is the way to her heart.
Unfortunately, this is the type of person women are attracted to the most
Not to be confused with jerk or misogynist as these men don't pretend to respect women, and tend to glamorize the concept of disrespecting women.
This is the leading cause of gold diggers, materialism and misandry
Unfortunately, this is the type of person women are attracted to the most
Not to be confused with jerk or misogynist as these men don't pretend to respect women, and tend to glamorize the concept of disrespecting women.
This is the leading cause of gold diggers, materialism and misandry
Any musician who brags about how much money he has or will spend on a girl is likely a pseudo-phylogynist because it's not necessary to do so if all you want is a relationship
The song Whatever U Like by T.I. is a great example
The song Whatever U Like by T.I. is a great example
by Optical_Epilepsy April 03, 2011
Get the pseudo-phylogynistmug. The act of jumping to conclusions so your right to complain is justified.
This tactic is typically involves deflective arguing and ignoring what the other person has to say.
People who use this tactic will also typically have very low respect for the person they are talking to, as well as having no sense of honor
This tactic is typically involves deflective arguing and ignoring what the other person has to say.
People who use this tactic will also typically have very low respect for the person they are talking to, as well as having no sense of honor
Man: I wish women would stop being so selfish
Women: If your gay that's ok, nobody likes ugly, pathetic, desperate faggots anyway
Man: I'm so tired of women always conjumplaining
Women: If your gonna hit me, do it right now so I can beat you up, or file assault charges if you win the fight
Man: (censored for graphic violence)
Women: If your gay that's ok, nobody likes ugly, pathetic, desperate faggots anyway
Man: I'm so tired of women always conjumplaining
Women: If your gonna hit me, do it right now so I can beat you up, or file assault charges if you win the fight
Man: (censored for graphic violence)
by Optical_Epilepsy May 14, 2011
Get the conjumplainingmug.