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To lose an argument, or sound stupid when trying to say something because you spoke first, or the person you are arguing against is unreasonably stupid, a bigot or a dissentomatic
Sarah: Lowering taxes will save taxpayers money
Douchebag: No it won't because lowering taxes will raise the national debt, dumbass.
Sarah: What does national debt have to do with how much money taxpayers are saved?
Douchebag: So it won't raise the national debt? You sound stupid, fucking retard hahaha. Sarah is so fucking stupid she seriously thinks that lowering taxes won't raise the national debt.
Sarah: (pulls out pistol)
Narrator: Before First 48 filmed the subsequent murder, Sarah was proclamaimed by the Douchebag
Douchebag: No it won't because lowering taxes will raise the national debt, dumbass.
Sarah: What does national debt have to do with how much money taxpayers are saved?
Douchebag: So it won't raise the national debt? You sound stupid, fucking retard hahaha. Sarah is so fucking stupid she seriously thinks that lowering taxes won't raise the national debt.
Sarah: (pulls out pistol)
Narrator: Before First 48 filmed the subsequent murder, Sarah was proclamaimed by the Douchebag
by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011
Get the proclamaimed mug.Proof that Sony is getting desperate, does not have any sort of honor, and can't be original anymore. In case you could not tell, the Playstation Move is nothing more than a Wiimote with a ball on top. It's as close to copyright infringment as you can get.
by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011
Get the Playstation Move mug.Believe it or not this actually results in murder. Some people honestly have a weakness to names and are physically hurt by them. People will not only be willing to hurt you, but willing to eventually kill you if you continue to call them names and/or say stuff about them.
This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem
Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.
When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?
This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem
Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.
When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
Get the name calling mug.When you send somebody a text message and they do not reply within 24 hours there is a 95% chance that they readeleted your text and have willfully chosen not to reply
There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".
If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".
If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
Dan: Why have you been looking at your phone so much?
Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply
Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?
Steve: More than 24 hours.....
Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply
Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?
Steve: More than 24 hours.....
Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
Get the 24 hour reply rule mug.This is when somebody argues by DEFLECTING anything said against them.
They will NEVER address any issues brought against them or their point but will instantly bring something else up to change the subject
Deflective racists use this tactic whenever a situation/fact is brought up that goes against there beliefs
People do this because they know damn well if they try to address the issue or stay relevant to it, there entire argument will get derailed
They will NEVER address any issues brought against them or their point but will instantly bring something else up to change the subject
Deflective racists use this tactic whenever a situation/fact is brought up that goes against there beliefs
People do this because they know damn well if they try to address the issue or stay relevant to it, there entire argument will get derailed
deflective arguing
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
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Jesse: So your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it?
Jacob: Obviously not Jesse... Stop assumptacking me...
Jesse: So then exactly what are you saying?
Jacob: (sighs) Fine I'll repeat myself: I wish people would stop abusing welfare
Jesse: Oh so just because there poor and need welfare means they want to make other people suffer right?
Narrator: Jesse thinks he is making a point by being very assumptive and jumping to conclusions. He's really just being a douchebag and trying to make Jacob feel bad for his opinion. He better hope Jacob thinks carefully and doesn't reach for the knife...
Jesse: So your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it?
Jacob: Obviously not Jesse... Stop assumptacking me...
Jesse: So then exactly what are you saying?
Jacob: (sighs) Fine I'll repeat myself: I wish people would stop abusing welfare
Jesse: Oh so just because there poor and need welfare means they want to make other people suffer right?
Narrator: Jesse thinks he is making a point by being very assumptive and jumping to conclusions. He's really just being a douchebag and trying to make Jacob feel bad for his opinion. He better hope Jacob thinks carefully and doesn't reach for the knife...
by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011
Get the assumptacking mug.Somebody who takes an exaggeration, a figure of speech, or a hyperbole literally as a pathetic attempt to make you sound stupid
It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping
Normal Person: It's raining cats and dogs outside!
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!
Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 10, 2011
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