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A term used to describe somebody who automatically will disagree with everything, because they refuse to appreciate
People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.
Not to be confused with hater
People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.
Not to be confused with hater
Sam: It's cold outside
Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!
Sam: (pulls out pistol)
Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!
Sam: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011
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Sarah: Lowering taxes will save taxpayers money
Douchebag: No it won't because lowering taxes will raise the national debt, dumbass.
Sarah: What does national debt have to do with how much money taxpayers are saved?
Douchebag: So it won't raise the national debt? You sound stupid, fucking retard hahaha. Sarah is so fucking stupid she seriously thinks that lowering taxes won't raise the national debt.
Sarah: (pulls out pistol)
Narrator: Before First 48 filmed the subsequent murder, Sarah was proclamaimed by the Douchebag
Douchebag: No it won't because lowering taxes will raise the national debt, dumbass.
Sarah: What does national debt have to do with how much money taxpayers are saved?
Douchebag: So it won't raise the national debt? You sound stupid, fucking retard hahaha. Sarah is so fucking stupid she seriously thinks that lowering taxes won't raise the national debt.
Sarah: (pulls out pistol)
Narrator: Before First 48 filmed the subsequent murder, Sarah was proclamaimed by the Douchebag
by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011
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This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.
This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.
Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.
Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)
Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...
Douchebag: I asked you not me
Normal Person: (depressed) No...
Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.
Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?
Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)
Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)
Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...
Douchebag: I asked you not me
Normal Person: (depressed) No...
Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.
Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?
Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)
by Optical_Epilepsy July 4, 2011
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