Abisante

One of the modern replacments for the now outlawed absinthe. The pale green, anise flavored liqueur turns opalecent when slowly dripped over ice.
Nel was happy to discover that her local liquor srore carried Abisante.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
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Soccermom

An American mother living in the suburbs who spends most of her time driving her school-aged children from one athletic activity to another, often over scheduling them. Typically White, upper middle class, probably college-educated, most drive SUVs and talk on the cellphone while driving making them prone to cause traffic accidents.
Gigi is your classic Soccermom, she drives her SUV like a battle ship and I wouldn't want to be on the road next to her!
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Summerland

The Wiccan version of the afterlife. Seen as a place of eternal summer, with fields of daisys, lush grass, and emerald forests. Summerland fuctions as a place to rest and reflect on one's life before being reincarnated again.
Rudy believed when she died that she would go to a place such as Summerland.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Americant

A American who is extremely lazy and who refuses to work for a living. Similar to a Mexicant. Americants are often overweight, unhealthy, and poor; not because something terrible happened to them but only because they won't work hard. They want everything handed to them on a silver platter. An Americant may be of any race or religion.
Shawn is a classic example of an Americant, he mooches off of everyone he knows including the US government.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Trisexual

Someone who is willing to try anything, that is, a man or woman willing to experiment repeatedly with members of the same sex but who is primarily attracted to the opposite sex. See bicurious.
The word trisexual originated from the TV show Sex in the city.
by OneBadAsp October 27, 2006
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Asp

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.
Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Married

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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