onebadasp's definitions

Light Year

1. The distance light travels in one year, or approximately 5.88 trillion miles.

2. A figure of speech meaning very advanced.

1. The nearest star is about 4 light years away, and our galaxy is about 100,000 light years across.

2. If alien's exist, chances are they're light years ahead of us in technology.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Parrotopia

A utopia for parrots. A place for our fine feathered friends to live and play happily without the threat of predators, starvation, abuse, or neglect. Has plenty of interesting toys, perches, next boxes, fresh veggies and seed sprouts, everything a parrot could want. (Inducing companionship of course!)

Peter's Paradise is a Parrotopia for Parakeets.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

God's Flesh

A slang term sometimes used for LSD or psilocybin.

Charlie was tripping on God's flesh.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Soul Retrieval

What a shaman does to bring back a lost part of the soul. Involves spiritually traveling to the other world and locating and coxing the soul back.

Sandra is a shaman who practices soul retrieval.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Lorikeet

A small to medium sized parrot that is often brilliantly colored and feeds primarily on nectar, pollen, and some soft fruits. Lorikeets are highly aboreal creatures and are extremely playful and intelligent. They are also very messy pets due to their diet of liquids.

Lorikeets are great feathered friends!

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Bicon

(BY-con) A bisexual icon. Combination of the words bisexual and icon.

Angelina Jolie is a bicon.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

White Lightning

1. Very high proof Moonshine. Borders on being 200 proof; it's pure grain alcohol and is illegal. White Lightning is the subject of a hit George Jones song.

2. White Lightning is also a term for LSD.

1. "Well I asked my old pappy why he called his brew,
White lightning 'stead of mountain dew,
I took a little sip and right away I knew,
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue!
Lightnin' started flashin' and thunder started crashin'
Shhhoooh . . . white lightning!" -George Jones

2. Suzy was tripping on White Lighting.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006