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Pop Your Soul

Something a Grim Reaper does before you die by touching you so you don't feel any pain when you die.

The phrase Pop your soul originates from the hit TV series Dead Like Me.

by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Asp

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.

Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Parakeet

Any of 115 species in 30 genera (sub-family Psittacinae) of small slender seed-eating parrots. Parakeets are small slender parrots that have long pointed tapering tails. Most people think of the budgerigar when they think of a parakeet, but the budgerigar is one of many species of parakeet. They are commonly kept as pets and often sold very cheaply which results in large numbers of them being abused and dying well before their life expectancy is up. Parakeets can live up to 15 years or more, but often don’t make it past 4 in captivity.

Parakeets are parrots, and budgerigars are parakeets.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Life

1. Generally thought of as a entity who is carbon and water based, has a complex cellular organization, can undergo metabolism, possesses the capacity to grow, responds to stimuli, can reproduce, and through natural selection adapt in succeeding generations.

2. The time you are alive on Earth and what you do with it.

2. "Life" is pictured as a young lady who symbolizes youth and anticipation for all that lies ahead of her, the continuation of life, and of spring; she represents enchantment, expansion, and the promise of new beginnings. Life is typically dressed in white, light pink and light yellow. She sees the world with child-like wonder and fascination.

1. Earth contains about 75 billion tons of life.

2. What are you going to do with your life?

3.. In some artwork, Life is pictured as being held in a romantic embrace of Death (the Grim Reaper).

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Fruit Fly

A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. (Could be for a variety of reasons, they themselves maybe lesbians or may just enjoy being friends with a man who isn’t trying to get in their pants). Typically very attractive.

There are many a fruit fly in Florida.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Airhead

1. Silly, Ditzy, and Dumb. Used as a mild insult.

2. A user of marijuana.

1. Danielle was an airhead, talking to her was like talking to a brick wall.

2. Dean was an airhead, he enjoyed smoking weed.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Thrall

A slave kept as livestock in the Viking age.

"They'll burn you up and char you well, and put your feet on the road to Hel. They'll put your ashes in the ground and then they'll raise up a great big mound. And when your names in Runes on a stone...they'll slay a thrall so you won't be alone!"

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006