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Fruit Fly

A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. (Could be for a variety of reasons, they themselves maybe lesbians or may just enjoy being friends with a man who isn’t trying to get in their pants). Typically very attractive.
There are many a fruit fly in Florida.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Thrall

A slave kept as livestock in the Viking age.
"They'll burn you up and char you well, and put your feet on the road to Hel. They'll put your ashes in the ground and then they'll raise up a great big mound. And when your names in Runes on a stone...they'll slay a thrall so you won't be alone!"
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Airhead

1. Silly, Ditzy, and Dumb. Used as a mild insult.

2. A user of marijuana.
1. Danielle was an airhead, talking to her was like talking to a brick wall.

2. Dean was an airhead, he enjoyed smoking weed.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Lizard

1. A four legged reptile with external ear openings and movable eyelids. Some lizards can change color in response to their enviroment such as the Chameleon and Anole. Most lizards are harmless to humans, only very large ones such as the Komodo dragon can kill or injury you. Lizards feed on insects and plants. Most lay eggs but some give birth to live young. They are well known for being able to regrown lost tails and limbs.

The most popular lizards sold as pets are Iguanas, Bearded Dragons, Leopard Geckos, and Monitor Lizards to name a few. They require more care then most exotic pets and need their cages cleaned frequently.

2. Someone who tries to move in on your sweetheart when you're not around. AKA Birddog.
1. I enjoy watching the lizards play in the garden.

2. He's a lizard, he is moving in on Rick's girlfriend.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Tiel

Short for cockatiel. A slang word used by bird breeders and some pet owners for their feathered friends of the cockatiel variety.
Aren't the Tiels cute little birds?
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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Multiverse

The hypothesis in which our universe turns out to be one among an enormous number of seperate and distinct universes that have evolved down though the aeons. Most universes are dead and uninteresting. Only a tiny subset do the laws of physics promote the emergence of stars, planets and life.
There is nothing special about the status of our universe within the infinity of universes that constitute the multiverse.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Grim Reaper

The Grim Reaper is Death with a capital D. He is perhaps the most recognized entity of all time, neither ghost nor god; the Grim Reaper is a psychopomp who’s job is to conduct the souls of the recently dead into the afterlife. He is often depicted as a tall pale skeletal figure shrouded in a long, dark, black hooded cloak wielding a scythe which he uses to harvest souls with, although some accounts say he just touches the person to pop their soul so they don’t feel pain when they die. When he moves, he seemingly glides rather than walking. The Grim Reaper is known for not saying much, always having a grin on his face, and of course being the main focus of attention in whatever room he is in. He is able to turn his head completely around a la Linda Blair so that he can survey his domain; The Reaper must be vigilant lest someone try to cheat him.

He rides in a rickety old coach drawn by white horses that makes a god awful noise due to the stones he carries in it. When he takes someone’s soul, he drops off a stone. The Grim Reaper is not an omnipresent personification of death in charge of the entire world, but rather each area has their own Grim Reaper who serves as the Grim Reaper of the area until such a time as they find a replacement.

Decorations of him haunt tombs and graves, often with the engraving of “Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar and Thief…You will one day be were I am.” In some artwork the Grim Reaper is portrayed locked in embrace of Life (often pictured as a young woman.) The point is that life and death are connected and that life is as fleeting as the sweet bloom of youth.

The origins of the Grim Reaper go back far into the past and he was known by many names. In old Celtic folklore he was known as L’Ankou, sometimes called Father Time. To the Greeks he was known as Cronus and the Romans called him Saturn.

The Grim Reaper can teach us much. He serves as a reminder that life is short and to make the best of every day (eat dessert first and dance now), to cut away the dead wood and move ahead. The Grim Reaper also reminds us to care for out dearly departed. Go to the cemetery and care and lovelying tend a grave; go to a funernal and speak. Remember those you miss, however painful.
You can be a king or street sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper.
by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006
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