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Hell

1. A place or state of being of pain and suffering, sometimes also called Earth.

2. A afterlife believed in by Christians to be the place were Non-Christians souls go after death to suffer eternally for not worshiping their god; regardless of whether one leads a virtuous life and is a good person. They tend to go into a great deal more detail about Hell then Heaven in their literature. Hell is often pictured as being populated by lost souls, demons and fallen angels, chief of which is Satan. Hell is often seen by Christians as a place of torment and fiery pits of wailing sinners isolated from their god’s love.

(The word is taken from the Norse Goddess Hel even though it has nothing to do with the Christian version of Hell.)

3. Hell is also a mild cuss word.
1. I feel like hell this morning.

3. According to Christians I am going to Hell when I die because I am an Ex-Christian.

3. What in the hell are you doing?
by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006
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Suicide Knob

A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.
Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
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Vala

1. A term in Asatru. "Seeress". Whether a practitioner of Galdr or Seid, this term designates a female diviner.

2. A character in Stargate SG-1. Vala Mal Doran is a theif, con-artist and recently a memeber of SG-1. She is played by Claudia Black.
1. Raven is a vala, she practices seid.

2. Vala gave birth to Adria who is an Ori in the flesh and is hellbent on converting everyone over to Origin (or killing them).
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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Irish Coffee

An alcoholic coffee drink made with Irish Whiskey.

How to make:
Warm a 8-oz thick goblet by rinsing it in very hot or boiling water. Pour fresh coffee (about 5 to 6. oz) and whiskey (about 2 oz.) into goblet. Add sugar, stiring until dissolved, then add a generous dab of whipped cream.
You'd be suprised how many bartenders don't know how to make Irish Coffee.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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The Book of Truth

The Book of Truth is the debut album by Ceremonial Oath, a Swedish Heavy Metal band.
Unless you listen to heavy metal, you have probably never heard of an album called The Book Of Truth.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Sirius

The brightest pair of binary stars in the night sky; one is a blue-white main sequence dwarf and it's companion is a faint white dwarf. Sirius is located in the constellation Canis Major and as a most visable star is often called the "Dog Star"

The name Sirius comes from Greek and means "Scorcher"; and in Greek mythology Sirius is Orion's hunting dog. And before that, in Egypt the stars Sirius where worshiped as "Sothis".
Sirius is 8.6 light years away from us.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Walmarting

When a large corporation or business moves into an area, drives smaller, locally owned stores out of business, and then closes shop leaving the area and local economy in poverty and ruins.
The term Walmarting comes from the practices of the much hated gobal corporation, Walmart.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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