onebadasp's definitions

Canuding

The act of canoeing down a river in the nude.

Ruthie and Eric used to enjoy canuding.

by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006

Whiskey Bent

Feeling a need to become intoxicated with whiskey in order to ease one’s sorrows and heartache.

"Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put old Jim Beam in my hand
'cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart' cause that'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound"-Hank Williams Jr

by OneBadAsp November 1, 2006

Tiel

Short for cockatiel. A slang word used by bird breeders and some pet owners for their feathered friends of the cockatiel variety.

Aren't the Tiels cute little birds?

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Angst

A feeling of despair, anxiety, and depression. It is usually applied to a deep and essentially philosophical anxiety about the world in general or personal freedom.

The term "angst" is now widely used with a negative and derisive connotation that mocks the expression of a common adolescent experience of malaise; in this sense it has become one of the most debased words in the current vocabulary.

by OneBadAsp November 5, 2006

By all means

Without fail; certainly. Another way of saying go right ahead.

By all means, go to the store today, see if I care.

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

Fruit Fly

A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. (Could be for a variety of reasons, they themselves maybe lesbians or may just enjoy being friends with a man who isn’t trying to get in their pants). Typically very attractive.

There are many a fruit fly in Florida.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Bisexual Chic

A cultural trend where it is 'cool' to claim to be a bisexual even if you are not just so you can get attention. Much more common in women than in men. It is often done to get a rise out of people.

Please note though that not everyone who claims to be bisexual is saying it for attention; there are real bisexuals out there.

Britney Spears and Madonna kissing on MTV is a good example of Bisexual chic.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006