onebadasp's definitions

Disgust

A profoud feeling of aversion, loathing, sickening, and nausea; often the result of seeing, hearing, or tasting something that is offensive.

I felt nothing but disgust when I saw this evening's dinner, knowing that my siblings let the cat on the kitchen counter to sample the food whilst they are fixing dinner.

by OneBadAsp November 5, 2006

Bisexous

Another way of saying someone or something is bisexual.

Bisexous is a real word, I didn't make it up.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Anger

A strong feeling of displeasure and/or hostility usually caused by someone or something that offends, threatens, or hurts you in some way. It can be good or bad depending on what you do with it and whether or not your grievance is real or imagined.

Anger is an active and passive emotion. When "active" an angry person can "lash out" verbally or physically at an intended target whether justified or not. When "passive" anger is often demonstrated in silence, sulking, passive-aggressive behavior (hostility) and tension.

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

Viper

1. A venomous snake having a single pair of long, hollow venom conducting fangs and a thick, heavy body. There are about 200 species of viper in the world. They eat small animals and hunt by striking, then trailing their prey. Most are terrestrial, and a few are arboreal.

2. A person regarded as malicious and treacherous.

3. The most powerful production car made by Dodge. The Viper is a modern day American muscle car that began being sold in 1992 and still continues to this day. See Dodge Viper.

1. "If a viper lives in your room and you wish to have a peaceful sleep, you must first chase it out." — Buddha

2. Terra was a viper, always spreading malicious gossip and backstabbing her so-called friends.

3. The Dodge Viper was THE sports car of the 90's!

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Parakeet

Any of 115 species in 30 genera (sub-family Psittacinae) of small slender seed-eating parrots. Parakeets are small slender parrots that have long pointed tapering tails. Most people think of the budgerigar when they think of a parakeet, but the budgerigar is one of many species of parakeet. They are commonly kept as pets and often sold very cheaply which results in large numbers of them being abused and dying well before their life expectancy is up. Parakeets can live up to 15 years or more, but often don’t make it past 4 in captivity.

Parakeets are parrots, and budgerigars are parakeets.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Life

1. Generally thought of as a entity who is carbon and water based, has a complex cellular organization, can undergo metabolism, possesses the capacity to grow, responds to stimuli, can reproduce, and through natural selection adapt in succeeding generations.

2. The time you are alive on Earth and what you do with it.

2. "Life" is pictured as a young lady who symbolizes youth and anticipation for all that lies ahead of her, the continuation of life, and of spring; she represents enchantment, expansion, and the promise of new beginnings. Life is typically dressed in white, light pink and light yellow. She sees the world with child-like wonder and fascination.

1. Earth contains about 75 billion tons of life.

2. What are you going to do with your life?

3.. In some artwork, Life is pictured as being held in a romantic embrace of Death (the Grim Reaper).

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Asp

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.

Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006