onebadasp's definitions

Quantum

The smallest bit of something which can possibly exist. For example, light energy comes in quanta which are known as photons, and can be thought of as particles of light. You cannot have an amount of light more than nothing but less than one photon.

To use the phrase 'quantum leap' as a monumental jump is extremely funny when you realize that a quantum anything would be the smallest thing imaginable.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Arrow of Time

The direction of time associated with entropy increasing, people growing old and dying, coffee mugs breaking, and the like.

The Arrow of Time as hit me again as I watch many things I loved disapear.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Nine Noble Virtues

The Nine Noble Virtues are an ethical code used by Asatruars and Heathens. They have been gleaned from Germanic folklore, the Sagas, and the Poetic Edda. There are as follows: Hospitality, Courage, Truth, Loyalty, Honor, Self Reliance, Hardwork, Perserverance, and Discipline.

The Nine Noble Virtues are a list of ideals that define what it means to be Asatru.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Atavus

Aliens on the TV show Earth Final Conflict. A throw back to before the Taelons and Jaridians diveraged as seperate species. They are humanoid looking but have laser claws that protrude out of their fingers which they stab into people's chests to suck the life force out of them. Atavus' are very evil and highly sexual creatures.

When Taelons are seperated from the commonality they devolve into Atavus.

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

Wotanism

The worship of Wotan, AKA Odin. Same thing as Odinism.

Peter believes in Wotanism.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Bisexual Chic

A cultural trend where it is 'cool' to claim to be a bisexual even if you are not just so you can get attention. Much more common in women than in men. It is often done to get a rise out of people.

Please note though that not everyone who claims to be bisexual is saying it for attention; there are real bisexuals out there.

Britney Spears and Madonna kissing on MTV is a good example of Bisexual chic.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Fruit Fly

A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. (Could be for a variety of reasons, they themselves maybe lesbians or may just enjoy being friends with a man who isn’t trying to get in their pants). Typically very attractive.

There are many a fruit fly in Florida.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006