doof

N. Short for doofer which is a remote control for an electronic appliance
Who's got the doof for the telly?
by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004
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tank of whoopass

A serious amount of whoopass
Don't make me open a tank of whoopass on yo' ass
by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004
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Beaten like a red haired stepchild

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:
Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild
by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004
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Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.
Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!
by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004
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Cack

Cack = Shit
Hahahaha! Jason just cacked his pants!
by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004
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bog off

it means go away
bog off dave, stop humping my leg
by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004
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scal

shortened version of the word scally
go to chavscum.co.uk for visual examples of scals
by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004
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