Definitions by one eyed milkman

Beaten like a red haired stepchild 

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

Beaten like a red haired stepchild by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

Beaten like a red haired stepchild 

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:

Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild

Beaten like a red haired stepchild by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

GAL

it is a net acronym for get a life

<some guy> 1 15 +3h 1337357 fuxxx0r +i|-|5 51d3 0f d4 n3+!!!!!!11111111111 i owns j00000000!!!1111111

<some other guy> GAL u sad cunt

GAL by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

Cack 

Cack = Shit

Hahahaha! Jason just cacked his pants!

Cack by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

bummage 

Anal intercourse (going in-through-the-outhole)

<dude1> Bro where you been?
<dude2> I been giving Old Mildred down the road a bit of bummage!

bummage by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

doof 

N. Short for doofer which is a remote control for an electronic appliance

Who's got the doof for the telly?

doof by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

pmh 

web acronym for "pissing myself here" (as opposed to LMAO}

guy 1: <says something funney>
guy 2: pmh!

pmh by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004