one eyed milkman's definitions

lavvy

the bog

scuse me i gotsta go to the lavvy to bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

doof

N. Short for doofer which is a remote control for an electronic appliance

Who's got the doof for the telly?

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

peppered

it means dirty or messy

you dirty peppered twat

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

honk on

N. An erection

She gives me a honk on

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

bob an otter

to have a cack

scuse me i gotsta go bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004

screb

a warringtonian term for a scruffy bastard

Jonny never washes his bell end he's a fucking screb!

by one eyed milkman April 19, 2004

Number three

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

by One Eyed Milkman May 4, 2004