coronavirus

america’s torture chamber to make us stay inside with our hella annoying family. and gives people the excuse to buy 200 rolls of toilet paper at once.

i hope this coronavirus crap is almost over... i need to get out of the house

by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020

Airpods

Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.

Girl: Did you see Devin's airpods, that's so hot.

Boy: That's not hot, he can't afford the wire.

by omw.to.your.dads.house February 11, 2019

a joke

everyone’s love life

girl: my love live is a joke
boy: same

by omw.to.your.dads.house June 19, 2020

Boy Drama

When boys gossip about their fortnite dubs.

Jackson: I got a Victory Royal last night.

Jacob: I got one in technology class yesterday.

Landen: I took a crap in the school bathroom and got dubs two times yesterday.

Teacher: Y'alls freaking boy drama, get the school counselor.

by omw.to.your.dads.house February 11, 2019