ollie's definitions

interfailing

term given to a peice of communication equipment that is intermitantly failing.

fucking site is interfailing again. please investy

by ollie January 27, 2005

asher syndrome

The distinct inability to get your shit together.

"shiet son he ain't got no employment, spends his day fapping to comics and watching Marvel trailers."

"damn, kids got Asher Syndrome"

by OLLIE November 17, 2014

Smuggary

the up most level of self satisfaction. ;to be utterly smug.

in the morning john was so pleased with his efforts, his mood could be described as nothing less than smuggary.

by Ollie February 6, 2004

Para

The most feared and violent unit in the British Army

Para short for Paratrooper

by Ollie January 2, 2004

Chuzzin'

A bastardisation of "Buzzin'". A word used by in the pikey and chav community to indicate that the object in question is great/pleasing/highly intoxicating.

Just bought an SRI Nova cha', It's fuckin' chuzzin mate, no mistake!!!

After smokin' that toke the other night I was chuzzin' me tits off!!

by Ollie March 10, 2004

shank

A hybrid word derived from "wank" and "shit", meaning to shit and polish the monkey whilst doing so.

I hate a great shank this morning. Cleaned out the pipes.

by Ollie January 3, 2009

Unlife

Taleim Edwards'fictional term to describe people being 'eaten' back to life by zombies.

"Zombies eat you back to unlife."
"Unlife isn't a real word, Taleim."

by Ollie June 24, 2004