Microfeasting

When you are forced into eating a whole meal on the go or in pieces through an day or evening. So it looks like you’re always eating thus feasting but actually it is only a micro feast.
Jad: "Flick it feels like all you do is eat at the office."

Flick: "Hi Jad, yep I'm fine thanks for asking. Actually I'm just microfeasting on this wonderful meal because I love nice food but you have us working flat out."
by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020
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Fauxstalgia

Nostalgia for something that never actually happened
Fauxstalgia is sometimes used by folks who weren't born at the time to hark back about their experiences in the second world war, or used to remember a thing that didn't even happen such as the world before migration.

Karen aged 50: "Yes it reminds me how good it was in WWII when we didn't have transgendereds"
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Proxynymity

Herb: "Shining Path seem pretty much defeated thanks to the Peruvian Armed Forces."
Alp: "Ah mate that's just the US through proxynymity"
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Capitaloveism

Eating ones own hand because it tastes good at the time.
Liv: "I just bought this amazing phone, there was so much choice but now I'll be in debt for the rest of my life. The advert was just really good and had a minor amount of diversity in it."
Olive: "Sounds like capitaloveism"
by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020
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Fleetwood Mac

When you allow yourself to become embroiled in a love triangle.
Jesse: “Oh dear, El should have never got with their metamour. It;s an enticing proposition but essential they've just Fleetwood mac’d themself.”
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Hubrising

The system of causing someone to have hubris
Dog: "Hey cat, Mitch McConnell was really hubrising Donny when he confirmed a quarter of all current federal judges currently sitting in the USA including three of the nine Supreme Court Justices. Don must have thought he could win anything with those stats."
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Situational flirting

Flirting based on the situation and not the person.
Roo: "Wow everyone in the Below Deck crew is flirting with each other even though I'm not convinced any of them actually fancy each other."
Ol: "Yeh I read on Urban Dictionary that it's called situational flirting."
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