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Definitions by olivemondegreen

Microfeasting 

When you are forced into eating a whole meal on the go or in pieces through an day or evening. So it looks like you’re always eating thus feasting but actually it is only a micro feast.
Jad: "Flick it feels like all you do is eat at the office."

Flick: "Hi Jad, yep I'm fine thanks for asking. Actually I'm just microfeasting on this wonderful meal because I love nice food but you have us working flat out."
Microfeasting by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Shoutfit 

Roo: "So it's Herb and Alp's queer wedding tomorrow, are you going to wear something boring and cis het?"
Ol: "No darling I am a transsexual who will be amongst fellow transsexuals and I shall be wearing my best shoutfit."
Shoutfit by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Situational flirting 

Roo: "Wow everyone in the Below Deck crew is flirting with each other even though I'm not convinced any of them actually fancy each other."
Ol: "Yeh I read on Urban Dictionary that it's called situational flirting."

Youthilitarian 

Young people dressing specifically for the task at hand, for every task, because specificity can be important. It produces a diverse street aesthetic distinct from the victorian era when people wore suits and dresses for literally everything.
Karen: "All these kids in goggles and helmets at the protest. Disgusting. In my day people wore suits for coal mining, tennis, and everything in between"
Vida: "Mom... Firstly you never went to a protest so how do you know, secondly you were born in the 1970's not the 1900's, and thirdly they're youthilitarian. Your generation militarised the police force. Did you know pepper spray is a war crime if you're using it on people that aren't your own!?"
Youthilitarian by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
That angle you look fattest at. Can be used positively or negatively.
Ol: "Babe look if i have the phone down on the floor pointing up at my but at sixty degrees, my otherwise skinny butt looks so juicy. This really is my fangle."
Fangle by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Microproject 

A tiny project that is begun and completed within a short time frame allowing the creative person a chance to have a holiday from their main project(s) without causing any trouble, if they don't like not working.
Meg: "Did you see the ___rhsaint instagram page, it's a spoof of RH Sin's awful poetry."
Fern: "Yeh I heard the creator made it all in one day as a microproject."
Microproject by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Capitaloveism 

Eating ones own hand because it tastes good at the time.
Liv: "I just bought this amazing phone, there was so much choice but now I'll be in debt for the rest of my life. The advert was just really good and had a minor amount of diversity in it."
Olive: "Sounds like capitaloveism"
Capitaloveism by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020