Definitions by ohthree11

pretend-to-work truck 

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.

'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.

pretend-to-work truck by ohthree11 June 1, 2010

oversimulation 

Any of the various complications which frequently occur as a result of copying copies.

Oversimulation is common on video sharing sites where secondary or content analysis and production have gained popularity.

oversimulation by ohthree11 May 31, 2010

sweaty-ass-kiss 

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.

Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.

sweaty-ass-kiss by ohthree11 March 26, 2010

urban piste 

Any urban structure or feature that can be ridden or grinded with skis.

Newark has sweet urban piste. It rarely snows but that hasn't stopped me from grinding every handrail from City Hall to the Iron Bound.

urban piste by ohthree11 March 24, 2010

labor-prohibitive 

An argument for the decision to discontinue further action based on a personal determination that too much effort is required to complete a task or enterprise.

Jerry-- "I couldn't stand college... I considered a B.S. as labor-prohibitive... I settled for a B.A. in general studies and was glad to be out in five."

labor-prohibitive by ohthree11 March 21, 2010