webandon

The act of abandoning unwanted email addresses and online identities.
Have you ever considered that her failure to respond to your emails might relate to her webandoning that university address upon graduation?
by ohthree11 August 22, 2010
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blind-melanin

The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.
Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!
by ohthree11 December 08, 2010
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pretend-to-work truck

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.
'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.
by ohthree11 June 01, 2010
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sweaty-ass-kiss

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.
Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.
by ohthree11 March 26, 2010
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o311

United States Marine Corps, Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) code for an infantry rifleman.
Trust me, o311 is where it's at. Do you like shootin' rifles, hiking and camping out?
by ohthree11 June 12, 2010
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