Definitions by nutella137

Talking out of your ass 

Claiming something that’s not true.

1
James: I’m from da hood my nigga.
Jamal: you’re from da burbs, stop talking out of your ass.

2
Keisha: you’re a sellout and a self hater because you’re black yet your wife is Hispanic.
Deon: that’s not even remotely true, you’re talking out of your ass, Keisha.

Talking out of your ass by nutella137 December 30, 2020

Sofa king 

The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.

Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.

Sofa king by nutella137 November 16, 2020

You must be fun at parties 

A sarcastic comment that one would say to a negative person.

Internet troll: I hate everyone, especially people who disagree with me.
Person: you must be fun at parties.

You must be fun at parties by nutella137 November 3, 2020

Step dyke 

When a lesbian (usually butch) dates a single mom.

Seth: My step dad is picking me up.
Georgie: I thought your mom was dating a girl.
Seth: yeah but she likes us to call her our step dad.
Georgie: that’s not a step dad, that’s a step dyke.

Step dyke by nutella137 October 16, 2020

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

Double affair by nutella137 October 11, 2020

Burbs 

Short for suburbs.

She’s from the burbs but she dates hood guys.

Burbs by nutella137 September 8, 2020

Anti friend 

Basically your enemy, someone who you can’t tolerate. You’d rather be alone than hang out with them.

Devin: Kevin is mean, narcissistic, and a liar. I don’t understand how he has friends at all, he’s my anti friend.

Anti friend by nutella137 September 7, 2020