not zane's definitions

African-American

A word mistakingly used everyday. Im a white guy, and I could technically be a african american if I was born in Africa, and thus, immigrate to America.

Though black peoples roots are in Africa, they themselves were not born there. So that just makes them American, like everyone else born here.

I have a mostly german/scottish/irish/ french background, my roots are in europe, thus am I european American? Nah, im just American, because I was born here.

by Not Zane October 4, 2004

Elmo

See: Elmo Music

The highly gifted, and tragically afflicted, red haired person that we all have grown to love.

Elmo is a member of the NRA.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

Doe

Doe is jive for "door."

I am about to kick in the front doe.

Who dat is? go to the side doe.

What the problem is? Go to the front doe.

by Not Zane September 14, 2004

Fight

Last time I checked, a fight was something that two gentlemen (I use this term lightly) start throwing their fists into their fellow man.

Ask Tyler Durden.


..Yarr

by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Opposite of cool

Yo mama, obviously.


...arr

Just kidding, the opposite of cool is hot, which is yo mama :P

by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Romantic comedy

Something that lures the potential movie goer into great riches and beauty, and then transforms into a horrible creature and kills them. Instantly. This is a siren that must be avoided.

Hey dude, I think this movie sucks---- OH MY DANG, I THINK THE MOVIE IS TURNING INTO A ---- NOOOOOOO.

by Not Zane September 28, 2004

How's the weather

When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"

Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK

Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004