Definitions by northbot

Road testing

A round of scientific dry humping (preferably in spanks but it is possible in jeans) to determine whether course correction is necessary or whether the problem is if you personally still have it.

My husband have and I have an arrangement that road testing is kosher.

Road testing by northbot May 26, 2026

Thirst mascot

N. The persona of pre-op transgender whose outward appearance in this state is sexually attractive.

Jeff was a worked for Dallas Cowboys as a thirst mascot. His crowd control at half-time shows is possibly attributed to mystique and arguable nature as a forbidden fruit, depending on whose wife you talk to.

Thirst mascot by northbot May 10, 2026

double venus fly trap

n. A rare and legendary flora only known in vague description. Legends warn that if ones travels are to come to an end, this is a possible sighted omen.

I was on a lion hunt in the Serengeti when I happened upon a double venus fly trap. It was as if it spoke to me through telepathy. I gained an everlasting sweat upon my brow and jumped on the nearest ship home, only to find out my wife had left me for a lad she'd been secretly writing letters to in Massachusetts.

double venus fly trap by northbot May 1, 2026

Tour snatch

n. A state and unit of time a rockstar has been on tour without showering while in the everlasting pursuit of love.

"I hold the town record for withstanding 3 month tour snatch while at coachella."

Tour snatch by northbot May 1, 2026

flowers for algernon

(verb) take a debilitating ailment or injury with only palliative care as treatment and apply a magical drug that makes the person normal to a degree

Why don't we just Flowers for Algernon old people out of retirement for blue collar work?

flowers for algernon by northbot April 7, 2026

NDA Yakuza

(Noun) Formal title for a lawyer.

If you talk to much about why Samus moon jumps, expect a visit from the NDA Yakuza.

NDA Yakuza by northbot January 5, 2026

The simulation con

Gaslight a person until they they see the world as a simulation and material wealth as an illusion.

I will be ready to get the team back together for the simulation con just after I finish spinning this top.

The simulation con by northbot October 20, 2025