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1. Central Processing Unit
2. Something a nerd would say to act smart, but obviously doesn't know what they're talking about..
Nerd 1- "First you hack into the mainframe..blah..blah...megabyte....blah....CPU..."
Nerd 2- "Oh I see.."
by none December 07, 2003

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To deliver large amounts of semen
"Uh oh! Jimmy pulled a Bort!"
by None November 21, 2002

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a faggot sellout
omp is a faggot sellout
by none June 22, 2003

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Vaginal/Anal Wall. A stupid asshole bitch. Someone between an asshole and cunt.
"You can't deal with this stupid asshole, and they are the most detestable illogical cunt."

Chuck D.
by none May 21, 2003

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a phrase usually used to know what the next is going to be
by none July 09, 2003

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Someone that pisses off board kids. A person that is always speaking the truth even if it pisses people off.
Cuban B is telling like it is. What's new?
by none November 17, 2003

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Can also refer to a particular type of Hand-Blown Glass smoking pipe. Usually one-of-a-kind, very intricate, and typically quite expensive.
(Other spellings: headdy, heddy...)
The price of headies, is usually quite excessive.
by none October 28, 2003

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