Alright Alright Fright

The cold and lonely chill of speaking to a guy who believes he can impersonate Matthew McConaughey and is dead set on showing you.

The victim of Alright Alright Fright may gag, shiver, and hustle out of the pregame, haunted.
Tom gave Becca Alright Alright Fright when he slithered into the living room and hissed "Alright, alright, alright."
by nolandc October 02, 2019
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Vacuum a kiss

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Stag Reflex

(n.) An automatic behavior affecting individuals who enter a relationship after years of being single.

Includes hogging the covers at night, booking travel without consultation, or forgetting your partner at home when going to social events.
Mike was unable to pronounce "talk about your feelings" because of his stag reflex.
by nolandc September 08, 2019
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BourJersey

Denoting the American middle class.

Unlike the French Bourgeoisie, the BourJersey prefers tankinis to martinis, the Jersey Shore to the Seine, burgers to baguette, flip flops to Stan Smiths, and vape pens to cigarettes.
Lauren met a very bourjersey dude on Tinder, and they went on a date at the Boardwalk and tossed a football until dawn.
by nolandc October 04, 2019
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Venmo Hush

The radio silence from someone who is yet to pay you back on Venmo.

Venmo Hush arises when a debtor is too ashamed to respond to social calls and group chat messages, thanks to the elephant in the room. Short of death, Venmo Hush is the #1 cause for un-replied texts among millennials.
Venezuela instigated a Venmo Hush when she realized her next paycheck was 13 days away.
by nolandc November 16, 2019
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Juul mime

(n.) The act of lifting one's empty fist to the mouth, in order to replicate the act of taking a Juul hit. Performed by individuals who forgot their Juul at home or have run out of Juul pods.

Like when toddlers suck their thumbs, Juul mimes are acts of muscle memory in moments of desire. A Juul-mimer may be delusional and dangerous, and may also be fidgeting and, more rarely, foaming at the mouth.
Person 1: Steven Juul mimed all night.

Person 2: Ya, and then he threatened Lisa.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Class Clooney

The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.

When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
The Class Clooney caused a disruption when she decided to sit in the back of the class.
by nolandc October 02, 2019
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