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heir aura

(n.) a personality that conveys significant trust fund assets.

Heir auras cluster at parties to observe each other with their heads tilted upwards at 3°-angles. Luscious flowing hair, a relaxed stare and a tan from St. Belvedere are common traits among heir auras. Appear to be on vacation at all times of the year.
In his sleep, the heir aura muttered "my father's wealth is hefty” and spooned a family heirloom.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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BourJersey

Denoting the American middle class.

Unlike the French Bourgeoisie, the BourJersey prefers tankinis to martinis, the Jersey Shore to the Seine, burgers to baguette, flip flops to Stan Smiths, and vape pens to cigarettes.
Lauren met a very bourjersey dude on Tinder, and they went on a date at the Boardwalk and tossed a football until dawn.
by nolandc October 4, 2019
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Stag Reflex

(n.) An automatic behavior affecting individuals who enter a relationship after years of being single.

Includes hogging the covers at night, booking travel without consultation, or forgetting your partner at home when going to social events.
Mike was unable to pronounce "talk about your feelings" because of his stag reflex.
by nolandc September 8, 2019
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Equifox

A fox who belong to Equinox Sports Club. Healthy, wealthy and never stealthy about where she exercises.

Curvy, swervy, and hard to make plans with. The Equifox keeps a packed schedule thanks to her ass-shaping, ab-making, head-shaking workout regimen. She's busy exfoliating her toxins and lunging down 6th Avenue in New York, divesifying her portfolio of skincare "Assets.” She probably doesn't hang out with her friends because she’s determined that the value of her friendships are worth less than her Equinox membership.
The Equifox wore Lululemon to her wedding and chugged a bottle Khiel's Hair Product to stay conditioned during vows.
by nolandc October 12, 2019
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No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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high tea wrinkle

(n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.

So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.
Cynthia had developed a high tea wrinkle after our strategy meeting went over by 30 minutes.
by nolandc August 30, 2019
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Stiletto Regretto

the regret from wearing high-heeled shoes on a night out.

Sufferers of Stiletto Regretto face severely diminished party drive. Early-onset Stiletto Regretto is known as Cobble Wobble, initiated by the wonky journey made in heels on the uneven street. If already intoxicated, Stiletto Regretto can often lead to a single tear on the cheek - known as High Heel Feels.
Jen contracted Stiletto Regretto when she walked into the bar and was taller than all of her friends.
by nolandc September 28, 2019
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