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(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.
Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.
Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.
by nolandc September 9, 2019
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These individuals believe they are gods of money, but in fact are merely pawns of capitalism.
These individuals believe they are gods of money, but in fact are merely pawns of capitalism.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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The victim of Alright Alright Fright may gag, shiver, and hustle out of the pregame, haunted.
The victim of Alright Alright Fright may gag, shiver, and hustle out of the pregame, haunted.
Tom gave Becca Alright Alright Fright when he slithered into the living room and hissed "Alright, alright, alright."
by nolandc October 2, 2019
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Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Venmo Hush arises when a debtor is too ashamed to respond to social calls and group chat messages, thanks to the elephant in the room. Short of death, Venmo Hush is the #1 cause for un-replied texts among millennials.
Venmo Hush arises when a debtor is too ashamed to respond to social calls and group chat messages, thanks to the elephant in the room. Short of death, Venmo Hush is the #1 cause for un-replied texts among millennials.
by nolandc November 16, 2019
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Like when toddlers suck their thumbs, Juul mimes are acts of muscle memory in moments of desire. A Juul-mimer may be delusional and dangerous, and may also be fidgeting and, more rarely, foaming at the mouth.
Like when toddlers suck their thumbs, Juul mimes are acts of muscle memory in moments of desire. A Juul-mimer may be delusional and dangerous, and may also be fidgeting and, more rarely, foaming at the mouth.
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An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.
An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.
by nolandc August 13, 2019
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