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ketamine banquet

(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.

Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.
Harry is hosting a ketamine banquet on 420.
by nolandc September 9, 2019
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LLC god

(n.) A millennial who has founded several limited liability companies (LLCs) to absolutely no success. The companies generally don't exist outside of their LinkedIn profiles and resumes.

These individuals believe they are gods of money, but in fact are merely pawns of capitalism.
The LLC God attempted to raise capital from his uncle at Thanksgiving dinner.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Alright Alright Fright

The cold and lonely chill of speaking to a guy who believes he can impersonate Matthew McConaughey and is dead set on showing you.

The victim of Alright Alright Fright may gag, shiver, and hustle out of the pregame, haunted.
Tom gave Becca Alright Alright Fright when he slithered into the living room and hissed "Alright, alright, alright."
by nolandc October 2, 2019
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Vacuum a kiss

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Venmo Hush

The radio silence from someone who is yet to pay you back on Venmo.

Venmo Hush arises when a debtor is too ashamed to respond to social calls and group chat messages, thanks to the elephant in the room. Short of death, Venmo Hush is the #1 cause for un-replied texts among millennials.
Venezuela instigated a Venmo Hush when she realized her next paycheck was 13 days away.
by nolandc November 16, 2019
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Juul mime

(n.) The act of lifting one's empty fist to the mouth, in order to replicate the act of taking a Juul hit. Performed by individuals who forgot their Juul at home or have run out of Juul pods.

Like when toddlers suck their thumbs, Juul mimes are acts of muscle memory in moments of desire. A Juul-mimer may be delusional and dangerous, and may also be fidgeting and, more rarely, foaming at the mouth.
Person 1: Steven Juul mimed all night.

Person 2: Ya, and then he threatened Lisa.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.
Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.
by nolandc August 13, 2019
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