suitcase

A portmanteau word used to describe someone mad, eccentric, deranged or mentally irregular
Derived from the film title - Morgan: A suit(able) (nut/fruit/head)case for treatment.
Often used in a repidundant rhyming alliterative way

... mad, crazy, crackpot, crank, nutty, loony, loopy, wacko, bonkers, demented, dotty, gaga, headcase, nutcase, fruitcase, suitcase, screwball, etc, etc

by noddy330 July 09, 2009

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

sarcastic response when something trivial has happened, which is taken very badly and seriously by someone

perp1: I'm devastated! Pentominoes have just stopped making may favourite pizza.
perp2: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

joe1: I've just spilled oil on my favourite jeans and ruined them!. I'll never get another pair like that
joe2: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

by noddy330 June 21, 2009

Barin’storm

Just like a brainstorm, but without any criticism or comments on spelling or punctuation

Email: I can’t work out what presence to give the twin’s for there birthday next weak

Reply: Never mind, we can have a barin’storm over family dinner tomorrow

by Noddy330 July 06, 2011

ster

Appended to a hard-sounding single-syllabled word to make it more softer sounding and more friendly and light, but without changing its meaning. Sometimes preceded by a similar sounding irrelevant words for dramatic effect. Usage originates from the North of England.

Get the pot on. I'm ready for a brewster.

Isn't that train duester by now? I've been waiting ages.

Wait for me. I need the bogster before we go for the chipsters.

Get the ale in, you knobster

by noddy330 June 23, 2009

luigi

Added to the end of a sentence, when in a conversation with a mate and in unusual company, to secretly direct your mate's attention to approaching person(s).

LUIGI = Look Up Instantly - Girls/Guys Incoming.

mate1: did you see those two guys with the sack?
mate2: they look very suspicious, luigi

by noddy330 June 26, 2009