Titsophrenia

The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.

Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecosmastia.

Treatments: Stop thinking about titties and try to find penises. Penises are everywhere.
She better stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's been staring at her titties all day. She's gonna get titsophrenia.

As a survivor of titsophrenia, I agree. When I was addicted to weed I couldn't visit the farmers market for like a whole year.
by nocharge November 21, 2023
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dickin’ your chili

A derivative of “digging your chili,” a phrase thrown about in the early aughts mostly in Cincinnati, Ohio to express a liking for someone.

Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”

Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”
Betsy: Hi friend, Happy Tuesday, I’m really dickin’ your chili!

Philip: Excuse me??

Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!

Phillip: No thanks.
by nocharge May 26, 2023
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Betsy's Wallet

A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.
Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!

Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.
by nocharge May 15, 2023
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Bianca Zipper

The feminine form of Benjamin Button. Otherwise known as a woman who aging in reverse.
Becky: Oh em gee, is that a leather top? Ugh, why is she slutting it up so much these days?

Vanessa: Chill the fuck out, Rebecca. She didn't get this opportunity at 19. She's a Bianca Zipper.
by nocharge May 15, 2023
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Titsophrenia

The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.

Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecomastia.

Treatments: Stop thinking about titties, and try to find penises. Penises are all around.
She needs to stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's gonna end up getting titsophrenia.
by nocharge December 13, 2023
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