Elizabeth: I know I wear dresses a lot that are too big, and look like they came from the 19th century, but I really like them. Don't make fun of me. It hurts my fellings.
Jonathan: Sorry, it's how I fell.
Jonathan: Sorry, it's how I fell.
by nocharge July 31, 2023
Get the Fellingsmug. The deep understanding that you are in some shit you should not be in.
Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.
Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.
Margaret: What's up, bud? You seem off.
John: I got a squid tattoo on my lower arm last night. I have regerts.
John: I got a squid tattoo on my lower arm last night. I have regerts.
by nocharge July 31, 2023
Get the Regertsmug. TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwhich.
Let me see.
Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.
Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwhich.
Let me see.
Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge December 13, 2023
Get the Parental Notificationmug. The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.
Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecosmastia.
Treatments: Stop thinking about titties and try to find penises. Penises are everywhere.
Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecosmastia.
Treatments: Stop thinking about titties and try to find penises. Penises are everywhere.
She better stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's been staring at her titties all day. She's gonna get titsophrenia.
As a survivor of titsophrenia, I agree. When I was addicted to weed I couldn't visit the farmers market for like a whole year.
As a survivor of titsophrenia, I agree. When I was addicted to weed I couldn't visit the farmers market for like a whole year.
by nocharge November 21, 2023
Get the Titsophreniamug. Hillbilly cover for risky midday sexual rendezvous.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
by nocharge June 12, 2023
Get the Rippin Lipsmug.