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The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.
Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecomastia.
Treatments: Stop thinking about titties, and try to find penises. Penises are all around.
Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecomastia.
Treatments: Stop thinking about titties, and try to find penises. Penises are all around.
She needs to stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's gonna end up getting titsophrenia.
by nocharge December 13, 2023
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Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.
Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.
Margaret: What's up, bud? You seem off.
John: I got a squid tattoo on my lower arm last night. I have regerts.
John: I got a squid tattoo on my lower arm last night. I have regerts.
by nocharge July 31, 2023
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Jonathan: Sorry, it's how I fell.
Jonathan: Sorry, it's how I fell.
by nocharge July 31, 2023
Get the Fellings mug.A derivative of “digging your chili,” a phrase thrown about in the early aughts mostly in Cincinnati, Ohio to express a liking for someone.
Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”
Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”
Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”
Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”
Betsy: Hi friend, Happy Tuesday, I’m really dickin’ your chili!
Philip: Excuse me??
Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!
Phillip: No thanks.
Philip: Excuse me??
Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!
Phillip: No thanks.
by nocharge May 26, 2023
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When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
by nocharge June 12, 2023
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