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Deep web

Blanket term for websites that aren’t indexed in search engines. Everyday deep web examples include unlisted YouTube videos, .onion sites that can only be accessed by installing TOR, and much more.

The dark web or darknet is the illegal/scary part of the deep web. Activity here includes CP sites, black markets for things like illegal drugs, illegal firearms, and hitman service, and a lot of horrifying NSFL shit.
You can’t find deep web websites by searching them up on Google.
by nlolhere August 10, 2020
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off topic

Also, how do you approve of the president?

this definition is off topic i guess
by nlolhere July 1, 2020
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ASL

On omegle it means “age, sex, location”. People usually say their gender by saying either “M” (Male) or “F” (Female)

This phrase is usually used by horny 14-21 year olds in hopes that one day they’ll get laid
Connecting...
You’re talking to a stranger. Say something!

Stranger: asl
You: why you asking me that immediately we didn’t even talk
Stranger: fine. i’m m, 22, chicago. asl
You: dude please get an actual date you’re not gonna have sex and get married by going on fucking omegle
Stranger: asl
You: *sigh* m, 16, nebraska
Stranger has disconnected
by nlolhere July 7, 2020
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dywmtcoaeyptycomf

short for “do you want me to come over and eat your pussy til you cum on my face”.
Person 1: What should we do? I’m bored
Person 2: dywmtcoaeyptycomf?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: *sigh* Wanna eat me out and then cum on my face?
Person 1: ...Ok I guess
by nlolhere July 22, 2020
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circlejerk

1. When people sit in a circle and jerk each other off.

2. When people online or IRL keep talking about the exact same thing or agreeing with the exact same opinion and keep praising each other for it nonstop.
1. That circlejerk felt so good

2a. (online) Honestly the entirety of Reddit is just a gigantic circlejerk.

2b. (IRL) Those politicians keep agreeing on everything; they’re practically circlejerking each other at this point.
by nlolhere June 26, 2020
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tiktok

everyone will know if the ban on chinese apps in the US was passed, because if it was, tiktok would not be on anyone’s phone anymore
by nlolhere July 9, 2020
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Balmain

a really expensiveluxury fashion” clothing brand based in paris. a lot of rappers wear it
I can’t buy no bitch a wedding ring, rather go out and buy balmain(s)” -lil pump
by nlolhere July 5, 2020
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