My passion is to go on Urban Dictionary and dislike every post there. Trust me, it’s not a waste of time, Mom! Neither is having sex with my waifu body pillow. It’s normal, trust me.
by nlolhere June 08, 2020
1. (noun) slang for the psychedelic drug ketamine, based on the cereal (see 2.)
2. (noun) a type of cereal from the brand Kellogg’s, usually has types of berries/fruit in it
2. (noun) a type of cereal from the brand Kellogg’s, usually has types of berries/fruit in it
1. “Ay my man you wanna trip on some Special K at my house?”
2. “Dad, can I please have some Special K for breakfast?”
2. “Dad, can I please have some Special K for breakfast?”
by nlolhere June 21, 2020
by nlolhere July 01, 2020
On omegle it means “age, sex, location”. People usually say their gender by saying either “M” (Male) or “F” (Female)
This phrase is usually used by horny 14-21 year olds in hopes that one day they’ll get laid
This phrase is usually used by horny 14-21 year olds in hopes that one day they’ll get laid
Connecting...
You’re talking to a stranger. Say something!
Stranger: asl
You: why you asking me that immediately we didn’t even talk
Stranger: fine. i’m m, 22, chicago. asl
You: dude please get an actual date you’re not gonna have sex and get married by going on fucking omegle
Stranger: asl
You: *sigh* m, 16, nebraska
Stranger has disconnected
You’re talking to a stranger. Say something!
Stranger: asl
You: why you asking me that immediately we didn’t even talk
Stranger: fine. i’m m, 22, chicago. asl
You: dude please get an actual date you’re not gonna have sex and get married by going on fucking omegle
Stranger: asl
You: *sigh* m, 16, nebraska
Stranger has disconnected
by nlolhere July 07, 2020
Blanket term for websites that aren’t indexed in search engines. Everyday deep web examples include unlisted YouTube videos, .onion sites that can only be accessed by installing TOR, and much more.
The dark web or darknet is the illegal/scary part of the deep web. Activity here includes CP sites, black markets for things like illegal drugs, illegal firearms, and hitman service, and a lot of horrifying NSFL shit.
The dark web or darknet is the illegal/scary part of the deep web. Activity here includes CP sites, black markets for things like illegal drugs, illegal firearms, and hitman service, and a lot of horrifying NSFL shit.
by nlolhere August 10, 2020
An entirely obsolete thing that doesn’t educate people at all after 3rd grade because they refuse to understand everything they’re talking about can be easily looked up on the Internet or done with other tools. Need to solve a math problem? Use a calculator. Need to read something? You’re already doing it. Need to write something? That should be easy, and if it’s not, look up how. Need to recall social studies, science, or other information? Look it up. Want to learn Art or Music or a foreign language? Practice a lot on it and dedicate a lot of time and effort for learning it, like you should with all hobbies. Anything else? Look it up. Unless you are planning on becoming a teacher, you will never need to know any of this info, and even then you can just look up all of that information. The only good part about it is that it can help extend your social circle, meet new friends ,and become socially active. If it doesn’t do that for you, well, you’re out of luck.
School is obsolete and it’s only purpose is to help get you a good job that will make you a lot of money.
by nlolhere June 25, 2020
short for missing in action. basically a member of the armed forces who didn't return home after serving, and whose whereabouts are unknown. may or may not be dead
Guy 1: "My dad is MIA, I saw him leave to go to the military years ago, and then I never saw or heard from him again. Nobody knows where he is"
Guy 2: "That's sad"
Guy 2: "That's sad"
by nlolhere July 16, 2020