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When intoxicated and rushing to the bathroom, this is the little premature squirt of piss that escapes whilst turning the bathroom light on (flipping the switch).
Dick: Dude, I need some new underwear!

Tom: Why?

Harry: Yeah, why?

Dick: I just had a pistch!

Tom: Damn! That sucks!

Harry: Want some pretzels?
by nixontrix November 05, 2005
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