Definitions by nickylags
Time Close
The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
Time Close by NickyLags February 19, 2012
N-Friend
The name a white person uses when he or she is referring to an African American who which they have a close friendship.
The only way you can call a black man or woman the N word is if you have earned their respect, so to avoid ever using the word I just refer to Tyree as my N-Friend
CARNESIA
Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"
GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.
GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
Funalyzer
A device that said drinker will blow into to get a reading of how much more they need to drink so that they are fun to be around
Guy 1- Do you remember the last time Kim was with us she was so much fun.
Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts
Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts
Eye-energy
The amount of energy one has to look at home movies, baby pictures, vacation pictures and of course the dreaded wedding pictures.
Yes I got the invitation to Suzy's birthday party but she just got back from her honeymoon and I seriously do not have the eye-energy to look at wedding pictures AND vacation pictures
Eye-energy by NickyLags November 14, 2011
Ear energy
The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.
guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
Ear energy by NickyLags November 8, 2011