nick's definitions

take a hot bath

verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.

Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.

by nick April 29, 2004

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

Cunt Eye

an asshole/dumbass.

Jon is such a cunt eye.

by Nick November 23, 2006

flibble

A psychotic penguin hand puppet owned by a mad hologram named Rimmer.

"Mr Flibble is very cross..."

by Nick May 10, 2004

quarter life crisis

A quarter life crisis is a crisis that happens when you are in or around the ages of 15 to 20.
Some signs may be cutting or drinking

There is blood on the floor little janey must be going through her quarterlife crisis

by nick May 11, 2004

slipknot

this is corey taylor, slipknot frontman, FUCK YOU ALL, AND FUCK FRED DURST....I WANT LINDSAY POLK'S TITIES

SLIPKNOT ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllles

by nick May 11, 2004

unfag

A gay male that claims to formerly be gay, yet still pursues other gay males. Usually married as a cover, sometimes forced into marriage by family or religous reasons. Very common in the state of Utah with Gay Morman men.

Jeff is a unfag, ya he has a wife but he likes to sleep with men

by Nick May 13, 2004