nicK's definitions

devirgify

To be the first man to have sex with a woman or vice versa

Maaaaaaaaan KT is so hot im gonna devirgify her.

by Nick February 16, 2004

Corrievorrie

(n.)
Corridor etiquette demands that once a corriedoo (q.v.) has been declared, corrievorrie must be employed. Both protagonists must now embellish their approach with an embarrassing combination of waving, grinning, making idiot faces, doing pirate impressions, and wagging the head from side to side while holding the other person's eyes as the smile drips off their face, until, with great relief, they pass each other.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Paste the squirrel

to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.

We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.

by Nick February 7, 2004

dumb donut

a slut who cheats. See "Spare me the Details" by The Offspring.

She's a dumb donut, I can't believe she dit that behind your back.

by Nick June 4, 2004

bologna

Lunch meat made from the other lunch meat that fell on the floor.

also see: Potted meat

by Nick December 4, 2004

bijigity

The mental retardation that occurs simultaineously in women when infatuation with a guy sets in. This often occurs in springtime heat when a girl falls head over a guy who seems rather reserved, calmish and unapproachable or does not express enough interest in her; a sometimes uncool sense of urgency while seeking a mans attention. Bijigitiness can often be complicated by intense orgasm, in which case the man should move to chinatown and change his name to wong.

Whoa, that hot blonde chick got all bijigity over me down at the gym, I think I complicated it by forgetting who she was.

You should have banged her dude!

Nah, if I gave her an O, I would have had to move to chinatown and change my name to wong.

by nick April 7, 2005

Corriedoo

(n.)
The crucial moment of false recognition in a long passageway encounter. Though both people are perfectly well aware that the other is approaching, they must eventually pretend sudden recognition. They now look up with a glassy smile, as if having spotted each other for the first time, (and are particularly delighted to have done so), shouting out 'Haaaaalllllloooo!' as if to say 'Good grief!! You!! Here!! Of all people! Well I never. Coo Stap me vitals,' etcetera.

by Nick March 28, 2003