chopsticks

a thing tony nugyen uses to rape yamin
tony eats azn dick oh yeh oh yeh
by ned April 04, 2005
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mitties

That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.
by Ned December 07, 2003
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Spase PeePole

A completly clueless individual(Generally signified by playing the quality "piece of music" after a stupid question / comment by someone)
EU: "I can't print using my Bembo Font."
Help Desk: (Clicks on the link to the Music Video)
by Ned March 12, 2003
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D.A.V.

Mabel was on the receiving end of a D.A.V. by visitors from the planet Uranus. They left behind various flora and fauna, causing her great discomfort.
by Ned March 26, 2003
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West ham

Area of East London- more famous for it's classic football team, known as 'THe Hammers' and 'The Irons', as there was once the Thames Ironworks there. The badge shews a castle with crossed hammers across it. Also a popular tatoo!
Once unarguably had one of the finest hooligan crews in Great Britain, the Inter City Firm. Originally a skinhead/bootboy outfit, they are now mostly casual, and have dropped off a bit. Championed by punk Oi! bands such as The Business, Cock Sparrer and THe Cockney Rejects. Have had many fine players down the years, most notably Bobby Moore. Go visit the home ground at Upton Park (Bolyen Ground).
by Ned September 20, 2003
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driving range

A man's perineum; see taint. So called because it's where the balls land when a man plays with his wood.
"I call Mabel 'The Groundskeeper,'" Ned told his assembled buddies, "because of all of the attention she gives my driving range when we're in bed."
by Ned December 25, 2003
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R.A.I.

As soon as Mabel picked up the phone, Ned's velvety voice greeted her: "You up for a little R.A.I. tonight, baby?"
by Ned March 26, 2003
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