ned's definitions

West ham

Area of East London- more famous for it's classic football team, known as 'THe Hammers' and 'The Irons', as there was once the Thames Ironworks there. The badge shews a castle with crossed hammers across it. Also a popular tatoo!
Once unarguably had one of the finest hooligan crews in Great Britain, the Inter City Firm. Originally a skinhead/bootboy outfit, they are now mostly casual, and have dropped off a bit. Championed by punk Oi! bands such as The Business, Cock Sparrer and THe Cockney Rejects. Have had many fine players down the years, most notably Bobby Moore. Go visit the home ground at Upton Park (Bolyen Ground).

by Ned September 20, 2003

mitties

man titties boobs

That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.

by Ned December 7, 2003

driving range

A man's perineum; see taint. So called because it's where the balls land when a man plays with his wood.

"I call Mabel 'The Groundskeeper,'" Ned told his assembled buddies, "because of all of the attention she gives my driving range when we're in bed."

by Ned December 24, 2003

Spase PeePole

A completly clueless individual(Generally signified by playing the quality "piece of music" after a stupid question / comment by someone)

EU: "I can't print using my Bembo Font."
Help Desk: (Clicks on the link to the Music Video)

by Ned March 12, 2003

lamer

Someone who plays star wars galaxies as a jedi knight and exploits the system to further gain ranks.

You are a LAME frs farmer

by NED March 21, 2005

Fish eye

The act in which the fellow, performing intercourse with his gal doggy-style, pulls out right before orgasm, spits on her back or neck to trick her into thinking he ejaculated on her, then shoots his load into her eye when she turns her head.

"I had to wash my eye out," Mabel said, "after Ned hit me with the old fish eye trick. It's a good thing our supervisor didn't catch us."

by Ned March 26, 2003

D.A.V.

(Abbreviation) Deep Anal Visit

Mabel was on the receiving end of a D.A.V. by visitors from the planet Uranus. They left behind various flora and fauna, causing her great discomfort.

by Ned March 26, 2003