nathan's definitions

purgatory

A celestial waiting room where christians are punished so that they may atone for their sins before passing into heaven, as written in the Divine Comedy by Dante Algheri. Purgatory is very unlike hell in that it is simply temporary.

If you follow dante's reasoning, most people will spend at least some time in purgatory before they are allowed through the gates of heaven.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

trench wars

(1.) When two gangs fight each other. Specifically mafia gangs (they wear trench coats, trench wars...)

(2.) The Columbine Shooting (the kids who shot up columbine wore trench coats)

Aw man, did you see the british vs. italian trench war? It was fuckin nuts!

Man, that John kid was so fucked up. He was talkin about doin a trench war on our school, so I got him expelled.

by Nathan February 28, 2004

Homeschool Winner

From www.homesterrunner.com
Homestar's brother who never became a real character.

No one knows the Homeschool Winner

by Nathan April 28, 2003

Wong.M

Short for "man whore" - A male prostitute

JK!

"ur such a Wong.M"

by Nathan April 3, 2004

haza

The term haza was introduced by the character Frank Lopez in the film Scarface. Haza is a yiddish word for a pig, or a pig that doesn't fly straight. The term was later backfired onto Frank when Tony discovered that it was Frank who had attemted to assassinate him.

"You know what a haza is Frank?! A pig that don't fly straight, and neither do you!"

by Nathan May 6, 2005

Staticpult

A form of Catapult that doesn't move or fire.

Prepare the Staticpults!

by Nathan September 27, 2006

jzxyqk

The sound one makes when one gets their testicles trapped in something. (Red Dwarf)

"Yo, you got your testicles trapped in somfin?"
"Jzxyqk!"

by Nathan February 5, 2005