FTV

Forced TV.
When you are forced to watch tv shows that are poliety, 'not to your liking' because of the tv's owners adapting a tense object wedged where the sun don't shine (just being tight).

Simply the worst form of tv.

I watched ftv with my 'rents last night, and as a result missed Two and a Half Men.

by natalie sthoup August 05, 2010

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ass-ignment

(assignment n.) a piece of work that is a pain in the ass to everybody: the person doing it, the person receiving it and importantly the people who recieve the complaints from the person doing it.

Guy: So have you done your hw?
Another Guy: You mean the ass-ignment?
Guy: Yeah, hw's a bitch.

by natalie sthoup August 10, 2010

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EGG-IFY

1. To change words with the prefix -ex into words with the prefix -egg.

2. To make a egg reference in your sentence/s.

This an awesome and totally addicting way to make the best out of a serious and boring situation.

Observe..

Boy: Hey I like that flavour of chips. They are so nice!

Girl: That's egg-actly why I got them.

Boy: Hahaha... you crack me up!

Girl: Didn't you know, I'm an egg-pert at this?

Boy: You are my egg-ify egg-pertise.

by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010

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stop-and-go-nuts

A genius idea of selling donuts in the back of a car in bumper to bumper traffic.
Originated from Two and a Half Men

...I know! Well call them, stop-and-GO-NUTS!

by natalie sthoup August 07, 2010

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Shooshboosh

Something that sounds wrong but has no actual meaning behind it... So I'll make a couple up (feel free to add some more!)

1. Toilet

2. Imbecile

3. Soup

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1; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

2; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

3; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

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by natalie sthoup August 05, 2010

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