napoleon bonerhard's definitions
The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.
After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
Get the jarvismug. I really enjoyed our drunken make-out session until she blirked all over me.
Are you gonna blirk? I don't want my Toyota to be texas pin-striped.
Are you gonna blirk? I don't want my Toyota to be texas pin-striped.
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 29, 2006
Get the blirkmug. by Napoleon Bonerhard December 7, 2006
Get the jettermug. Essentially the Midwestern version of the Amish, but they utilize a bit more technology. Religious folks who live on farm communes, but due to the geography they use automobiles and a few other modern implements.
I was paid $500 dollars for my stud work last week at the Shaw Butte Hutterite colony. She was rather fugly, but I'll do what I can to keep them from getting too inbred.
by Napoleon Bonerhard August 11, 2007
Get the hutteritemug. Quite possible the most seductive musicians ever heard. If you do not crave a finer state after hearing them you may be dead.
We smoked some fine opiated hashish 'cause Sabina would've done it. Then we freaked to the Brazilian Girls until we were both spent.
by Napoleon Bonerhard July 12, 2007
Get the Brazilian Girlsmug. A more formal form of cotch, which is a regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
Get the kotchskimug. by Napoleon Bonerhard November 15, 2006
Get the lane-changemug.