cotch

Regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."

I lost a lot of respect for her when I met her cotch boyfriend.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006

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lane-change

A quick switch from vaginal to anal penetration or vice-versa.

I surpised her with a sudden lane-change in return for snowballing me the other night.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 15, 2006

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jarvis

The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.

After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006

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kotchski

A more formal form of cotch, which is a regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."

Sweet Jesus, the guy driving the pimped-out Neon is a screaming kotchski.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006

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hutterite

Essentially the Midwestern version of the Amish, but they utilize a bit more technology. Religious folks who live on farm communes, but due to the geography they use automobiles and a few other modern implements.

I was paid $500 dollars for my stud work last week at the Shaw Butte Hutterite colony. She was rather fugly, but I'll do what I can to keep them from getting too inbred.

by Napoleon Bonerhard August 09, 2007

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