napoleon bonerhard's definitions

blirk

Simply put, a regional term for vomiting.

I really enjoyed our drunken make-out session until she blirked all over me.

Are you gonna blirk? I don't want my Toyota to be texas pin-striped.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 29, 2006

lane-change

A quick switch from vaginal to anal penetration or vice-versa.

I surpised her with a sudden lane-change in return for snowballing me the other night.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 15, 2006

kotchski

A more formal form of cotch, which is a regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."

Sweet Jesus, the guy driving the pimped-out Neon is a screaming kotchski.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006

jarvis

The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.

After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006

jetter

A member of the Air Force. Usually derogatory.

He's just upset 'cause his eigth-grade sister is being persuded by a jetter.

by Napoleon Bonerhard December 7, 2006

hutterite

Essentially the Midwestern version of the Amish, but they utilize a bit more technology. Religious folks who live on farm communes, but due to the geography they use automobiles and a few other modern implements.

I was paid $500 dollars for my stud work last week at the Shaw Butte Hutterite colony. She was rather fugly, but I'll do what I can to keep them from getting too inbred.

by Napoleon Bonerhard August 11, 2007

ride the shoulder

Thrusting between the labia or "camel toe," or ass cheeks, without penetration.

Before the sudden lane-change I opted to ride the shoulder in order to lull her.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 17, 2006