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oh my goodness valentine 

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

green fn 

Green Fuck Nigga, normally a term used when you splash or perfectly make a jump shot in basketball, specifically, a green release in NBA 2K, which is where the green comes from.
Me: GREEN FN (Shot green releases)

Josh Giddey 

An NBA player whose idol is Karl Malone and also dropped a quintuple double of 15 points, 15 rebounds, 15 assists, 15 blocks, 15 steals, in just 15 minutes. Don't believe me? Look up "Josh Giddey 15" on any website you search up on (It better be google you nerds).
Josh Giddey said Karl Malone was his idol before the allogations, what a coincidence.

Crude Death Rate 

If you search this up, and you don't take AP Human Geography classes at this time, you're fucking bored or a nerd.

If you want to know what this is, its the amount of people who die out of 1000 people in a society.
The Crude Death Rate in the US is 10.

Crude Birth Rate 

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.
The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.

its a floater 

that one random ass meme that nobody likes and it sounds like a "thats our little comedian" person lookin ahh
Parents: Look it's floating
The annoying ass kid: Its a floater!!!

basketball

a sport that needs three things:

a ball
a basket
a black guy
lebron James plays basketball