leobot

Law Enforcement Officer - Robot

The type of cop that displays robot-like characteristics. They do not display any emotion, and lack the basic skills of human interaction.
I saw a bunch of squad cars outside and asked the cop what was going on. He looked at me with a blank stare while fidgeting with his holstered pistol. Leobots are scary...why are they allowed to have guns?
by naknumm May 15, 2008
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CHP

California Highway Patrol

Fucking lazy bastards who slow traffic down for no reason.
This breed of cop likes to ticket people just driving to work, rather than catching the truly reckless drivers.
One of the reasons cops are called pigs.
Guy1: Why are you late?
Guy2: Some asshole CHP gave me a speeding ticket.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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tae

Mom...dad, this is my Tae.
by naknumm May 31, 2007
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erectile malfunction

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
by naknumm September 08, 2007
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baboy

In the Philippines, this term is used to refer to the presidential spouse, ie. First Gentleman
Hello Mr. Baboy, will your wife run for office again?
by naknumm May 31, 2007
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dragon skin

A type of body armor developed by Pinnacle Armor of Fresno, California. It utilizes a pattern of discs thar overlap like dragon scales, hence the name. The scale pattern of this vest also makes it flexible, unlike the current body armor issued to US troops, the Interceptor, which utilizes rectangular ceramic plates inserted into pouches on the vest.
Although Dragon Skin has repeatedly been shown as superior to the Interceptor, it has not been adopted due to corruption & bureaucracy in the US military supply system.
Soldiers were told that if they use any body armor other than the Interceptor, they lose their $400,000 life insurance policy. Interestingly, the CEO of the company that makes the Interceptor threw a $10 million Bar Mitzvah for one of his children. Hmmm....
I saw Dragon Skin armor on the military channel. It's badass.
by naknumm September 06, 2007
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wiiskers

What grows on a guys face when he plays too much Nintendo Wii and forgets to shave.
Girl: You finally stopped playing?
Guy: Yeah, my elbow hurts and I gotta shave.
Girl: Yes please get rid of those wiiskers.
by naknumm September 08, 2007
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