failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

by mvolfman December 12, 2010

snowrricane

A hurricane where instead of rain, snow faills from the sky. It spins, has a center, and very high winds. It very closely resembles an actual hurricane.

That snowrricane that hit NYC was pretty epic.

by mvolfman December 29, 2010

unforz

Short for unfortunately. (If you're a hipster)

I'm not gonna make it to our date tonight, unforz.

by mvolfman December 18, 2010

receptionize

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

by mvolfman July 07, 2010

drunktivities

A festival of drunkness. A gathering of many people for the sole purpose of being fucked up. Derived from drunk activities.

Hey Lauren, are you coming out to participate in the drunktivities.

by mvolfman March 17, 2010

friend night stand

Sleeping with a friend after a night of drunken debauchery.

Holy shit, I had the craziest friend night stand with Christine last night. She's into some kinky stuff. Who would have thought?

by mvolfman March 20, 2011

foodcrastinating

The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.

Liz, it's 11pm and you haven't eaten yet. Did you spend the whole night foodcrastinating again?

by mvolfman January 23, 2013