unforz

Short for unfortunately. (If you're a hipster)

I'm not gonna make it to our date tonight, unforz.

by mvolfman December 18, 2010

foodcrastinating

The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.

Liz, it's 11pm and you haven't eaten yet. Did you spend the whole night foodcrastinating again?

by mvolfman January 23, 2013

drunkbattle

Playing video games, a sport, or engaging in any other competitive activity while intoxicated. This excludes racing games because you shouldn't drink and drive.

Hey Kyra, get the lightsaber app for your iTouch so we can drunkbattle.

by mvolfman April 28, 2010

receptionize

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

by mvolfman July 07, 2010

drunktivities

A festival of drunkness. A gathering of many people for the sole purpose of being fucked up. Derived from drunk activities.

Hey Lauren, are you coming out to participate in the drunktivities.

by mvolfman March 17, 2010

friend night stand

Sleeping with a friend after a night of drunken debauchery.

Holy shit, I had the craziest friend night stand with Christine last night. She's into some kinky stuff. Who would have thought?

by mvolfman March 20, 2011

funtertainment

Entertainment that's actually fun. A combination of two exciting things into a conglomerate of awesome.

Hey Lauren, this Harry Potter shit is some pretty good funtertainment when you're stoned. Jen is on the floor cracking up.

by mvolfman March 22, 2010