The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.
by mvolfman May 13, 2011
A festival of drunkness. A gathering of many people for the sole purpose of being fucked up. Derived from drunk activities.
by mvolfman March 17, 2010
The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.
by mvolfman January 22, 2013
To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
by mvolfman July 10, 2010
by mvolfman July 08, 2010
A party your non friend makes you go to by laying on a guilt trip or by pulling out a gun. You know this party is going to be awful and cost you a lot of money, but you go anyway because it's better than spending the night watching reruns of Hoarders.
A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.
A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.
"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"
by mvolfman July 25, 2011
Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.
An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
by mvolfman December 13, 2010