Definitions by mvolfman

permagraine 

A really bad headache that lasts for many days at a time, sometimes up to a week. It may return later as triggered by a loud noise, an obnoxious person on the subway, or a phone that won't stop ringing.

this permagraine sucks. I keep taking drugs for it but it keeps coming back. Fuck!

permagraine by mvolfman February 25, 2011

snowrricane 

A hurricane where instead of rain, snow faills from the sky. It spins, has a center, and very high winds. It very closely resembles an actual hurricane.

That snowrricane that hit NYC was pretty epic.

snowrricane by mvolfman December 29, 2010

unforz 

Short for unfortunately. (If you're a hipster)

I'm not gonna make it to our date tonight, unforz.

unforz by mvolfman December 19, 2010

Inflatablebedover 

Spending the night on an inflatable bed during a sleepover.

Bad bed hangover.

Yo, I feel so shitty after last night's inflatablebedover. Half the air was gone in the morning and it was like sleeping on the floor.

Inflatablebedover by mvolfman December 13, 2010

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010

eye broccoli 

The opposite of eye candy.

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.

eye broccoli by mvolfman December 7, 2010

permadump 

Breaking up with someone for the last time after a rocky on and off relationship.

Emily, you're hot and can do way better than that guy. When are you going to permadump his ass?

permadump by mvolfman December 2, 2010