mvolfman's definitions

permadump

Breaking up with someone for the last time after a rocky on and off relationship.

Emily, you're hot and can do way better than that guy. When are you going to permadump his ass?

by mvolfman December 2, 2010

eye broccoli

The opposite of eye candy.

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.

by mvolfman December 7, 2010

fun money

Cash that is made outside the day job and used for optional fun activities like going out drinking or frivolous purchases.

I made so much fun money this weekend. Let's go out and have some cocktails and quail eggs.

by mvolfman June 11, 2016

dumpaversary

The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.

Hey Liz, let's go out and celebrate your dumpaversary. I'll bring the cake!

by mvolfman May 13, 2011

friend night stand

Sleeping with a friend after a night of drunken debauchery.

Holy shit, I had the craziest friend night stand with Christine last night. She's into some kinky stuff. Who would have thought?

by mvolfman April 5, 2011

receptionize

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

by mvolfman July 8, 2010

Inflatablebedover

Spending the night on an inflatable bed during a sleepover.

Bad bed hangover.

Yo, I feel so shitty after last night's inflatablebedover. Half the air was gone in the morning and it was like sleeping on the floor.

by mvolfman December 13, 2010