funtertainment

Entertainment that's actually fun. A combination of two exciting things into a conglomerate of awesome.

Hey Lauren, this Harry Potter shit is some pretty good funtertainment when you're stoned. Jen is on the floor cracking up.

by mvolfman March 21, 2010

drunkarexic

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"

"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."

by mvolfman April 15, 2010

punishment party

A party your non friend makes you go to by laying on a guilt trip or by pulling out a gun. You know this party is going to be awful and cost you a lot of money, but you go anyway because it's better than spending the night watching reruns of Hoarders.

A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.

"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"

by mvolfman July 25, 2011

receptionize

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

by mvolfman July 8, 2010

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

by mvolfman December 13, 2010

drunktivities

A festival of drunkness. A gathering of many people for the sole purpose of being fucked up. Derived from drunk activities.

Hey Lauren, are you coming out to participate in the drunktivities.

by mvolfman March 17, 2010

foodcrastinating

The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.

Liz, it's 11pm and you haven't eaten yet. Did you spend the whole night foodcrastinating again?

by mvolfman January 22, 2013