dumpaversary

The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.
Hey Liz, let's go out and celebrate your dumpaversary. I'll bring the cake!
by mvolfman May 13, 2011
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drunktivities

A festival of drunkness. A gathering of many people for the sole purpose of being fucked up. Derived from drunk activities.
Hey Lauren, are you coming out to participate in the drunktivities.
by mvolfman March 17, 2010
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foodcrastinating

The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.
Liz, it's 11pm and you haven't eaten yet. Did you spend the whole night foodcrastinating again?
by mvolfman January 22, 2013
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failticulate

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?
by mvolfman July 10, 2010
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receptionize

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?
by mvolfman July 08, 2010
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punishment party

A party your non friend makes you go to by laying on a guilt trip or by pulling out a gun. You know this party is going to be awful and cost you a lot of money, but you go anyway because it's better than spending the night watching reruns of Hoarders.

A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.
"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"
by mvolfman July 25, 2011
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failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
by mvolfman December 13, 2010
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