mvolfman's definitions

permadump

Breaking up with someone for the last time after a rocky on and off relationship.

Emily, you're hot and can do way better than that guy. When are you going to permadump his ass?

by mvolfman December 2, 2010

eye broccoli

The opposite of eye candy.

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.

by mvolfman December 7, 2010

Inflatablebedover

Spending the night on an inflatable bed during a sleepover.

Bad bed hangover.

Yo, I feel so shitty after last night's inflatablebedover. Half the air was gone in the morning and it was like sleeping on the floor.

by mvolfman December 13, 2010

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

by mvolfman December 13, 2010

unforz

Short for unfortunately. (If you're a hipster)

I'm not gonna make it to our date tonight, unforz.

by mvolfman December 19, 2010

people hoarder

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.

Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!

by mvolfman October 4, 2010

budgetcrastinating

Stalling to pass a budget.

Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.

by mvolfman June 22, 2010