muph's definitions

creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

mugget

half way between a muppet and a mug

The Lads:
look at chilman starting on that foreign guy what a mugget

by muph October 14, 2021

Bodoi

The act of bleaching ones friends bum hairs blonde using a bidet filled with bleach, This can only be done in a bidet not a bath not a sink only a bidet

Kallum: Buys a lovely bidet, shits in it

Conor: shits in bidet, takes picture
Lewis: Fills up bidet with bleach, shits and chuckles *bodoi*
Max: Sits down to shit in bidet and screams as bum hairs are bleached

by muph February 19, 2023

penny chinging

the act of shaking your great British pennies whilst they are loose in a clear tub so they make a chinging noise

pennychinging

lewis: max are those pennys unchinged

max: what? *looks over confused*
*lewis runs at the pennies and proceeds to ching them*

penny chinging

by muph September 2, 2021