a more emphasized way of saying nothing like there is bollock nout at all.
or
a way of describing something you really haven't done, like really haven't.
or
a way of describing something you really haven't done, like really haven't.
by muph September 03, 2021
the act of shaking your great British pennies whilst they are loose in a clear tub so they make a chinging noise
pennychinging
pennychinging
lewis: max are those pennys unchinged
max: what? *looks over confused*
*lewis runs at the pennies and proceeds to ching them*
penny chinging
max: what? *looks over confused*
*lewis runs at the pennies and proceeds to ching them*
penny chinging
by muph September 03, 2021
To hosh is to interrupt a game or play by stealing the main item such as a football when it blatantly wasn't meant for you.
*playing footy*
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor
josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor
josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball
by muph October 15, 2021
The act of bleaching ones friends bum hairs blonde using a bidet filled with bleach, This can only be done in a bidet not a bath not a sink only a bidet
Kallum: Buys a lovely bidet, shits in it
Conor: shits in bidet, takes picture
Lewis: Fills up bidet with bleach, shits and chuckles *bodoi*
Max: Sits down to shit in bidet and screams as bum hairs are bleached
Conor: shits in bidet, takes picture
Lewis: Fills up bidet with bleach, shits and chuckles *bodoi*
Max: Sits down to shit in bidet and screams as bum hairs are bleached
by muph February 20, 2023