muph's definitions

bollock nout

a more emphasized way of saying nothing like there is bollock nout at all.

or

a way of describing something you really haven't done, like really haven't.

kallum 1: you got anything on you
conor 2: nah bollock nout

by muph September 3, 2021

penny chinging

the act of shaking your great British pennies whilst they are loose in a clear tub so they make a chinging noise

pennychinging

lewis: max are those pennys unchinged

max: what? *looks over confused*
*lewis runs at the pennies and proceeds to ching them*

penny chinging

by muph September 2, 2021

withering away

to wither

conor: woah where did josh go
kallum: he withered away

withering away

by muph August 4, 2021

pumped on mic

to fart on the microphone whilst playing brawlhalla on selected consoles

lewis pumped on mic but it might of been max

by muph August 4, 2021