penny chinging

the act of shaking your great British pennies whilst they are loose in a clear tub so they make a chinging noise

pennychinging
lewis: max are those pennys unchinged

max: what? *looks over confused*
*lewis runs at the pennies and proceeds to ching them*

penny chinging
by muph September 02, 2021
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creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.
*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
by muph October 12, 2021
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Andrew Townsend

a andrew townsend also known as gandi a important aspect of this mythical being is he doesn't go outside, in ancient texts known as the siege custom game chat it depicts an ancient being pondering the thought of what a blade of grass fells like.

Another important aspect of this legendary creature is that it has only been seen once through a a pixel frame gap of a window he can some times be spotted in blenheim bleaching the porch.

The most important thing about this wonderous spectacle is that on one fateful day said to be a day when there was a god born amongst men the greatest thing a man has ever witnessed was created the gandis gambit there has only been one sighting of this ethereal event and it was witnessed by kallum chesters and lewis gallimore they say it changed there lives and gave them god like rocket league powers.
lewis: kallum are you looking at the same thing as me

kallum: oh my god lewis

lewis: what should we call it
kallum: the andrew townsend
lewis: no not epic enough

kallum: how about gandis gambit

lewis: that is it me friend
by muph September 03, 2021
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withering away

conor: woah where did josh go
kallum: he withered away

withering away
by muph August 04, 2021
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