MELTED WELLIED

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit

Mate those things were well strong!! They turned me into a melted wellied starte of gurn.

by munk i spose May 18, 2018

Gilders gold

Taking a shit so large, it folds forwards and lick punches ones balls on the way down.

"Uncle Sam was dropping a bomb so special, he thought he' found gilders gold"

by munk i spose October 11, 2015

guff cloud

To expel a Violent episode of anal gas Designed to kill more than Donald trump trumps.. the cunt.

My fucking god Bundy that guff cloud is enough to kill more people than trumps wig

by munk i spose June 07, 2018

Jungle juiced

To be in a extreme state of heavy alcoholic refreshment.

Fuck about Ben, we didn't mess about last night! We were well and properly jungle juiced!!!

by munk i spose January 16, 2017

Andy Sea-Gullin

In homage to king in dnb Andy C.

While DJin Drum and Bass and having sex at the same time, at point of climax pull out ya chopper and muck on both ya hands, proceed to fling it in her face, while flapping ya arms and simultaneously triple dropping The Nine and shouting Andy Andy Andy, ......andy Andy Sea-gullin

Fucking hell Brian, I Managed my first Andy sea-gullin at the after party last night!!! Been practising for years!! But it finally all dropped at the sane time! Fucking quality.

by munk i spose September 09, 2019

Chatters

A man that never stops chatting absolute bolllocks.

Oh mike is doing a right chatters, he’s talking all sorts of shit. He just told me he owns 76 giraffes

by munk i spose June 29, 2018