mum61e's definitions

pencil-fucked

Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, that’s called being “pencil-fucked”.

The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.

by mum61e January 2, 2012

fellacity

noun, from "veracity", the act of convincing your partner that fellatio is delicious, cf. adj., fellacious, as in "a fellacious argument".

Dick's fellacity finally convinced Jane.

by mum61e December 4, 2012

intersectionality

1. A term used in feminist discourse to mean "I may drag all my issues into every discussion".

2. A methodology of making any issue too complex to be resolved, thus keeping academic theorists in a job.

1. "MY FEMINISM WILL BE INTERSECTIONAL OR IT WILL BE BULLSHIT!" (Yes, you can Google it.)

2. Viewed synoptically, the intersectionality of the kyriarchy subsumes.

by mum61e January 5, 2013

fellacious

adj., of convincing your partner that fellatio is delicious, as in "a fellacious argument", cf. noun, fellacity

Dick's fellacious endeavours finally convinced Jane.

by mum61e December 4, 2012

whiffle

to flourish a sword in sword-dancing so as to produce a whistling sound

While dancing a Strip the Willow, Hamish produced an impressive whiffle.

by mum61e February 3, 2012

Not to be picky, but...

A verbal warning that the speaker is about to be picky.

"Not to be picky, but... do you really thing that necklace goes with that blouse?"

by mum61e January 16, 2012

with all due respect

‎"'With all due respect' is a much nicer way of saying 'Listen here, you fucking moron.'" --Andy Borowitz

"With all due respect to the folks that are out there running for office, as well, but if you replace a Democrat insider with a Republican insider, do you think that is gonna change a thing in Washington, D.C.?" --Rick Perry

by mum61e February 12, 2012