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The testicles.Originates from cockney rhyming slang.NIAGRA FALLS =BALLS.
"The cunt came at me so I kicked him in the NIAGRAS."
by Mugwump November 11, 2004

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A sex session,quite likely involving cunnilingus.A BINGE ON THE MINGE.
"I had a good MINGEBINGE last night,but feels like I've been licking sandpaper."
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A car customised for the purposes of performing intercouse within.Or just a car that is mainly used for that purpose.
"I'd better make sure there's no cax lying around in the SHAGWAGON my Mrs's'll kill me."
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The imprint of an anus that has not been sufficiently wiped clean.
Somebody's left a starfish on the bogseat.
by Mugwump November 10, 2004

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West indian.Presumably what one exclaims after inhaling the contents of a rastafarians bong.
"BOOMSHACOLAC rude boy dats pure murda."
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A charmless individual who inspires disgust.A person of base character and sensibilities.
"Stop scratching your balls you GROSSASS"
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The penis,PORK BAYONETTER is often used to desbribe homosexuals.
"So I shoved me old pork bayonet up and......
by Mugwump November 11, 2004

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