C&D

Constipation and diarrhea. One of the worst combinations of diseases you'll ever have.

I'm guessing I have C&D, because every time I take a shit it feels like popping a baby.

by much_professional April 13, 2019

chao geng

Hokkien slang: Lie about one's ability or lack thereof to escape or impress. Most often used to describe someone who is excused from military with a fake doctor's letter. Alternative spelling: chao keng

If you chao geng during this project I swear I'll slap the living daylights out of you.

by much_professional May 4, 2019

kiss my ass goodbye

A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye

by much_professional June 14, 2018

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

Probably the second thing you'll type after qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

Bored as fuck level: 2

Still have 45 seconds to end of computer time... huh

"mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"

by much_professional August 14, 2018

Granger

Someone who studies so much it's almost creepy.

Granger you only have to do 3 pages not the whole book!

by much_professional June 14, 2018

mobile remorse

When you regret using SO MUCH HANDPHONE in your life and not being able to do the things you want or wish to do.

In 2088...

"My grandpa's got a serious case of mobile remorse. He can no longer do the things he wanted in life instead of gaming."

by much_professional August 9, 2018

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

Yep, you're probably bored.

Bored as fuck level: 2

40 seconds till end of computer time... let's see

"poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz"

by much_professional August 14, 2018