Definitions by mrs tosser
unemployed nigel
When you are imaginary dating fat syrian Luffi, and she hasn't given you either a E blowjob or a E handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet
unemployed nigel by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
squishing nigel
having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.
squishing nigel by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
nigels mums empathy
My son nigel is mentally disabled, but I still love him. I wish I never met his ugly father at the club
nigels mums empathy by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
a nigel suicide speed wank
when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
a nigel suicide speed wank by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
syrian suicide toilet bomber
syrian suicide toilet bomber by mrs tosser October 16, 2025
a sick Dew
a sick Dew by mrs tosser October 16, 2025
a nigel version game fully employed
a nigel version game fully employed by mrs tosser October 16, 2025