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Hufflepuff

The Aquaman of Hogwarts. It's where all the mismatches and losers who don't fit anywhere else goes. They like to think that they're cool unique, and special. But really they suck, their mascots a bloody badger for crying out loud!

Sorting Hat: Hmm. Too dumb for Ravenclaw, too cowardly for Gryffindor, too honest for Slytherin. Hufflepuff!

Student: Aw man Hufflepuff sucks! They're like the Aquaman of Hogwarts!

by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Shmecky

Yiddish word for dirty/smelly.

I need to shower, I feel shmecky!

by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Shmecky Puntz

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.

Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!

by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Last Resort Friend

The friend you call as a last resort when all your other friends are busy. You don't really like this friend and are prone to cancel on them if you get a better offer. You may be this friend to someone else.

Scenario 1
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.

Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.

Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

Brother Zoned

Like the friendzone but much worse. When a guy gets rejected then proclaims you're like a brother to her.

Guy: I love you, will you go out with me?
Girl: That's cute, but I don't feel that way towards you, you're like a brother to me.
Guy: Damn it I just got brother zoned!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

Tidus Laugh

To do a really fake over the top laugh, usually sarcastic or to mock someone's unfunny humour. Named after the infamous laugh done by Tidus in Final Fantasy X

Bad comedian: Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Person: AH HA HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Comedian:...
Person:If you couldn't tell that was a Tidus laugh! Your jokes suck!"

by mrperson123 November 2, 2017

Chocobo

An insult that means someone's a giant yellow bellied chicken. Named after the bird from Final Fantasy which is basically a giant yellow chicken,

Scenario 1
3 mates about to see a horror movie
cowardly friend: Guys I changed my mind. I don't wanna see this movie, it looks too scary!
Friend 1: Ah come on man, don't be chicken.
Cowardly friend:I'm not! The man on the poster looks scary! I'm not seeing this!
Friend 2:Mate you're such a chocobo!
Friend 1: Chocobo! Choboco! Is the big chocobo scared of a horror movie?
Cowardly friend: Screw you guys!

Scenario 2
Marty bumps into Biff at a diner
Biff:Hey watch where you're going butthead! Now I'm gonna pound you!
Marty:No thanks Biff I was just leaving.
Biff: What's McFly? You Chocobo?
Marty's face goes bright red and swells up with rage
Marty: NOBODY CALLS ME A CHOCOBO!!!!

by mrperson123 November 2, 2017