When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them.
When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.
When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.
Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day
Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"
Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day
Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"
Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."
Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"
Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."
Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"
Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
When someone has lots of friends, they'll be a hierarchy going from bestie to last resort friend. The higher up you on the hierarchy the more events you'll be invited to secrets you'll be told.
Jess: Hey did Nat invite you to her birthday party?
Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.
Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.
Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.
Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.
Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.
Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.
Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.
Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.
by mrperson123 August 25, 2017
by mrperson123 March 31, 2017
A social experiment done by schools that almost always ends the same. It'll be one of 2 things. A cruel torture that'll give you a horrible realisation about the world, that you can end up doing all the work and someone else can take half the credit. Or it gives you a week to relax, showing you that you can sit on your arse doing fuck all while someone else works their arse off doing your work for you, and you still get half the credit!
While sometimes people do do equal work for equal credits, it's exceptionally rare.
While sometimes people do do equal work for equal credits, it's exceptionally rare.
Teacher: Alright class, we're gonna do a group project this week.
Student:Oh God why have you forsaken me!
Student:Oh God why have you forsaken me!
by mrperson123 August 31, 2017
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
by mrperson123 August 25, 2017