Definitions by mrperson123
Chocobo
An insult that means someone's a giant yellow bellied chicken. Named after the bird from Final Fantasy which is basically a giant yellow chicken,
Scenario 1
3 mates about to see a horror movie
cowardly friend: Guys I changed my mind. I don't wanna see this movie, it looks too scary!
Friend 1: Ah come on man, don't be chicken.
Cowardly friend:I'm not! The man on the poster looks scary! I'm not seeing this!
Friend 2:Mate you're such a chocobo!
Friend 1: Chocobo! Choboco! Is the big chocobo scared of a horror movie?
Cowardly friend: Screw you guys!
Scenario 2
Marty bumps into Biff at a diner
Biff:Hey watch where you're going butthead! Now I'm gonna pound you!
Marty:No thanks Biff I was just leaving.
Biff: What's McFly? You Chocobo?
Marty's face goes bright red and swells up with rage
Marty: NOBODY CALLS ME A CHOCOBO!!!!
3 mates about to see a horror movie
cowardly friend: Guys I changed my mind. I don't wanna see this movie, it looks too scary!
Friend 1: Ah come on man, don't be chicken.
Cowardly friend:I'm not! The man on the poster looks scary! I'm not seeing this!
Friend 2:Mate you're such a chocobo!
Friend 1: Chocobo! Choboco! Is the big chocobo scared of a horror movie?
Cowardly friend: Screw you guys!
Scenario 2
Marty bumps into Biff at a diner
Biff:Hey watch where you're going butthead! Now I'm gonna pound you!
Marty:No thanks Biff I was just leaving.
Biff: What's McFly? You Chocobo?
Marty's face goes bright red and swells up with rage
Marty: NOBODY CALLS ME A CHOCOBO!!!!
Chocobo by mrperson123 November 2, 2017
Default Bestie
When your bestie is only really your bestie due to lack of other friends. So they're only your bestie by default. They tend to drive you nuts and make you often question why you're even friends with them. Is often an old school friend or childhood friend and you're only really still friends with them due to knowing them so long as well as not having many friends. They tend not be a great friend or even a good friend really. Chances are if you met a better friend you'd drop your default bestie like a sack of shit.
Tom"UghI fucking hate Matt! He drives me mad!"
Mum" isn't he your best friend?"
Tom"Honestly he's a default bestie. Only reason I'm still friends with him is because I've got no one else"
Mum" isn't he your best friend?"
Tom"Honestly he's a default bestie. Only reason I'm still friends with him is because I've got no one else"
Default Bestie by mrperson123 October 10, 2017
Chai Latte
A really gross drink from Starbucks that is also really popular for some reason. It's got tea, coffee, black pepper and cinnamon. How anyone thought that was a good mix is beyond me.
Bob: Hi I'd like to try a chai latte please
Barista: Sure coming up!
*Bob takes a sip*
Bob: Ugh! That's disgusting! People actually pay money for this!? How is this even popular!?
Barista: Sure coming up!
*Bob takes a sip*
Bob: Ugh! That's disgusting! People actually pay money for this!? How is this even popular!?
Chai Latte by mrperson123 August 31, 2017
Group Project
A social experiment done by schools that almost always ends the same. It'll be one of 2 things. A cruel torture that'll give you a horrible realisation about the world, that you can end up doing all the work and someone else can take half the credit. Or it gives you a week to relax, showing you that you can sit on your arse doing fuck all while someone else works their arse off doing your work for you, and you still get half the credit!
While sometimes people do do equal work for equal credits, it's exceptionally rare.
While sometimes people do do equal work for equal credits, it's exceptionally rare.
Teacher: Alright class, we're gonna do a group project this week.
Student:Oh God why have you forsaken me!
Student:Oh God why have you forsaken me!
Group Project by mrperson123 August 31, 2017
Dench Shit
Dench Shit by mrperson123 August 25, 2017
Friend Hierarchy
When someone has lots of friends, they'll be a hierarchy going from bestie to last resort friend. The higher up you on the hierarchy the more events you'll be invited to secrets you'll be told.
Jess: Hey did Nat invite you to her birthday party?
Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.
Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.
Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.
Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.
Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.
Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.
Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.
Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.
Friend Hierarchy by mrperson123 August 25, 2017