mrperson123's definitions

Fat Sack Of Crap

Insult for someone who's overweight

Leela"Fry you've become a fat sack of crap!"
Fry"Sack!"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Hook ya in the gabber m8!

British slang for I'll punch you in the mouth.

Hermione "But Ron that chocolate was mine..."
Ron "Ya better shut ya mouth ya cheeky cunt or I swear to christ I'll hook ya in the gabber m8!

by mrperson123 December 13, 2018

Tidus Laugh

To do a really fake over the top laugh, usually sarcastic or to mock someone's unfunny humour. Named after the infamous laugh done by Tidus in Final Fantasy X

Bad comedian: Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Person: AH HA HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Comedian:...
Person:If you couldn't tell that was a Tidus laugh! Your jokes suck!"

by mrperson123 November 2, 2017

High Maintenance Friend

A friend who requires a lot of time, attention and money. Kinda like a high maintenance girlfriend but without the perks of sex and intimacy. Said friend is rather clingy and whiney and demands to hangout out frequently.

*Brent's phone rings*
Brent:Hey Matt I'm at work, what's up?
Matt: Come meet me.

Brent: I can't I'm at work.

Matt: So leave early, come buy me a coffee.
Brent: Dude I can't just leave work early, anyway I saw you last night.
Matt:Fine meet me after
Brent: I can't I've already made plans.

Matt:So cancel em and priortise me.

Brent:No man! Look I gotta go
*Brent hangs up*
Coworker:High Maintenance Friend eh?
Brent: Oh you've got no idea.

by mrperson123 May 7, 2018

Weak Livered Milk Drinker

Old Nordic insult that implies someones a coward and a pussy who can't hold their liquor and thus drinks milk.

Imperial man bumps into a Nord
Nord: Watch it you weak livered milk drinker!!!

by mrperson123 November 2, 2017

Default Bestie

When your bestie is only really your bestie due to lack of other friends. So they're only your bestie by default. They tend to drive you nuts and make you often question why you're even friends with them. Is often an old school friend or childhood friend and you're only really still friends with them due to knowing them so long as well as not having many friends. They tend not be a great friend or even a good friend really. Chances are if you met a better friend you'd drop your default bestie like a sack of shit.

Tom"UghI fucking hate Matt! He drives me mad!"

Mum" isn't he your best friend?"

Tom"Honestly he's a default bestie. Only reason I'm still friends with him is because I've got no one else"

by mrperson123 October 10, 2017

Flippy

Someone who's a moronic tosser. Known to perform cowardly actions like dodging a beetroot.

Flippy is such a tosser! That cowardly moron dodged my beetroot instead of taking it like a man!

by mrperson123 March 31, 2017