The technically definition is a woman with an hour glass figure. However overweight women have taken the term as their own, so nowadays if someone uses the term curvy, its people trying to politely say their fat. On dating profiles fat women will often use the term curvy to describe themselves as its hard to tell if their actually curvy or overweight.
Original Definition: Woah Marilyn Monroe sure was hot and curvy.
New Definition:
Example 1- As a curvy woman I have to shop in plus size shops like Evans.
Example 2- Have you met Alex's new girl? She's a bit on the curvy side.
Example 3- So I'm meeting this girl from Match, shes listed her body type as curvy but all her pictures of selphies that only show her face. Hmm.
A friend who requires a lot of time, attention and money. Kinda like a high maintenance girlfriend but without the perks of sex and intimacy. Said friend is rather clingy and whiney and demands to hangout out frequently.
*Brent's phone rings*
Brent:Hey Matt I'm at work, what's up?
Matt: Come meet me.
Brent: I can't I'm at work.
Matt: So leave early, come buy me a coffee.
Brent: Dude I can't just leave work early, anyway I saw you last night.
Matt:Fine meet me after
Brent: I can't I've already made plans.
Matt:So cancel em and priortise me.
Brent:No man! Look I gotta go
*Brent hangs up*
Coworker:High Maintenance Friend eh?
Brent: Oh you've got no idea.
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High Maintenance Friend
mug!
To do a really fake over the top laugh, usually sarcastic or to mock someone's unfunny humour. Named after the infamous laugh done by Tidus in Final Fantasy X
Bad comedian: Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Person: AH HA HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Comedian:...
Person:If you couldn't tell that was a Tidus laugh! Your jokes suck!"
When your bestie is only really your bestie due to lack of other friends. So they're only your bestie by default. They tend to drive you nuts and make you often question why you're even friends with them. Is often an old school friend or childhood friend and you're only really still friends with them due to knowing them so long as well as not having many friends. They tend not be a great friend or even a good friend really. Chances are if you met a better friend you'd drop your default bestie like a sack of shit.
Tom"UghI fucking hate Matt! He drives me mad!"
Mum" isn't he your best friend?"
Tom"Honestly he's a default bestie. Only reason I'm still friends with him is because I've got no one else"
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mug!
A massive shit
Mother: Alex where you been for the past half an hour!
Alex: Sorry I was just taking a dench shit
Yiddish term for traif (non kosher) food. Mostly used to refer to ham and bacon.
Tom :Yo Yoni you want a bacon Sarnie?
Yoni: Yeah man pass the hazzer!
