a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
by mrbeast539275 December 08, 2024
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scholar regime

a scholar regime is the principality of school, and telling students what to do, and even the principal being a liberal, a tyrant, etc.
Cyrus: Hey! This school banned drinking water. No wonder why i am thirsty.
Darius: That, is because of the scholar regime the school has.
Cyrus: What is even a scholar regime?
Co-principal: We are... I shouldn't had made that law, but Kim Jong called me that i get spared if i make everyone thirsty. i rather get replaced.
by mrbeast539275 December 03, 2024
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shirk

verb: arabic for "association". an islamic sin popularly used as polytheism.

there are 3 main types of shirking:
minor shirk (shirk alasqar), which is only association to other deities, other than the religion's deities.
major shirk (shirk alakbar), which is WORSHIPPING these other deities.
atheist shirk (shirk alalhadi), which is total atheism other than what normal shirking is.
teacher: rule #622, no shirking is my class
that bro: you know christ is a son of g-
teacher: THAT IS MODERATE SHIRKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes bro*
by mrbeast539275 May 16, 2025
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stretch city

an exclamation to someone who is stuck to a sticky substance (e.g. glue), and is floating in the air (levitating)
Bully: Now with my new levitating powers, i shall proclaim myself as a prophet!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!
by mrbeast539275 November 29, 2024
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sybau

acronym for "shut your badass up"
used commonly in tiktok in 2025
UTTP: 1st warning tro-
Me: sybau uttp hit unc status
by mrbeast539275 July 20, 2025
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Deer-Vehicle Crash

when a car collides with a deer
Asgore: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????
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Lieutenant Architect

(Noun)
Derived from "Lieutenant" (other synonym for junior) and "Architect", the most powerful civilian hobby.

A New Architect who has not used "CAD" yet (which could not lead to SketchUp Access). If they had tried "CAD" software before being an architect, they would start off as a normal architect, due to the power. Practicing CAD or SketchUp also shifts you from a lieutenant architect to a regular one.
They: "Man, I Don't have CAD software... I Hope i could be a cool rising star!"
CAD Fellow: "Don't worry Lieutenant architect! Try AutoCAD! There is a discount RIGHT NOW!
They: "YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
by mrbeast539275 July 24, 2025
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