Definitions by mrbeast539275

shirk 

verb: arabic for "association". an islamic sin popularly used as polytheism.

there are 3 main types of shirking:
minor shirk (shirk alasqar), which is only association to other deities, other than the religion's deities.
major shirk (shirk alakbar), which is WORSHIPPING these other deities.
atheist shirk (shirk alalhadi), which is total atheism other than what normal shirking is.

teacher: rule #622, no shirking is my class
that bro: you know christ is a son of g-
teacher: THAT IS MODERATE SHIRKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes bro*

shirk by mrbeast539275 May 16, 2025

dirty rock music 

rock music, but instead of a clean amp, it has a NASTY amp, making it cooler

bro: WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO DIRTY ROCK MUSIC!?!?!?!?!?
bro 2: EVERYONE!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

dirty rock music by mrbeast539275 May 2, 2025

Lurne Hao Too Cspel 

Combination: a funny misspelling of "learn how to spell". Appeared as a Running gag in the object show "inanimate insanity".

Bro: This really costs 20 "nickles"
Nick Le: Lurne Hao Too Cspel

Lurne Hao Too Cspel by mrbeast539275 April 14, 2025

Chillax 

(Verb) a combo of the words "chill" and "relax", especially being named after an eatery with the same name

Mark: Bro, chillax.
Karen: IF YOU DON'T BUY ME GUCCI IN 5 HOURS, I WILL START THE SECOND AMERICAN CIVIL WAR!!!
Mark: okay, just chillax.

Chillax by mrbeast539275 March 8, 2025

hot dog hog 

They are similar to Big Backs, but they mostly/always eat hotdogs. Named after the WarioWare Inc. Microgame "Hot Dog Hog"

Synonyms:
Bratwurstschwein (lit. Bratwurst Pigs)

James: What are we gonna have for dinner?
James' Father: Hot Dogs
James: Bro, Stop being a Hot Dog Hog.

hot dog hog by mrbeast539275 February 20, 2025

Hikikomority 

The condition of people being a hikikomori, or staying unresistably in your parents' room. Sometimes, Hikikomority can go too far, as karens Brainwash and their children get to live in their parents' most DIRTIEST rooms.

Doctor: Sorry Tamashiro Masu, but i found out that you were a hikikomori. But Sadly, i don't have any pills to stop your hikikomority.
Tamashiro Masu: when will these pills come?
Doctor: when i research hikikomority pills with AI.

Hikikomority by mrbeast539275 January 13, 2025

toeplummer 

someone who keeps stomping someone's feet over a jillion times

bro 1: HOW DARE YOU STOMP MY FOOT TOEPLUMMER!?
bro2: i am not a toeplummer at all.
bro3: me neither
toeplummer: pulls out middle finger

toeplummer by mrbeast539275 January 1, 2025