11 definitions by mr. peterson
by mr. peterson February 16, 2008
Skinny chick -What are you getting for lunch?
Fat chick -I was thinking about a McSurf and Turf
Skinny chick -No wonder your so fat
Fat chick -I was thinking about a McSurf and Turf
Skinny chick -No wonder your so fat
by mr. peterson January 3, 2007
employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel
jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.
jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.
by mr. peterson February 16, 2008
A cardboard box..........
I am so glad we got rid of those mexican road cases for the plexiglass podiums.They were the biggest pain in the ass to move around!
by mr. peterson January 7, 2007
Mark: Your mom is hot, too bad your dad is boning another woman
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committed pediphagia!
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committed pediphagia!
by mr. peterson June 14, 2006
by mr. peterson January 11, 2007
CEO of the company Microsoft, a company that produces products for Personal Computers. Most notable products are the Windows Series Operating Systems (the current one as of June 2005 is Windows XP) and software and hardware for Personal Computers, as well a video game console called the X-Box.
Bill Gates is obscenely wealthy, and is the richest man in the world, as well as one of the most powerful. Due to negative media and dumbass rumors, Bill Gates has a bad image, even though he donates more to AIDs chairities than any other two celeberties combined. He also has several scholarship programs up, such as the Bill and Linda Gates Minority Scholorship.
The Operating System Windows is a good OS, if sometimes a little frustrating. It's easily accessable for the more mainstream user, however the OS is probably as smart as the user and is therefore called such (horribly thought out) insults as "gay" and "piece of junk!!11!!) It however has the largest amount of games on it with classics such as Half-Life, Unreal Tournament, and Fallout.
Bill Gates is obscenely wealthy, and is the richest man in the world, as well as one of the most powerful. Due to negative media and dumbass rumors, Bill Gates has a bad image, even though he donates more to AIDs chairities than any other two celeberties combined. He also has several scholarship programs up, such as the Bill and Linda Gates Minority Scholorship.
The Operating System Windows is a good OS, if sometimes a little frustrating. It's easily accessable for the more mainstream user, however the OS is probably as smart as the user and is therefore called such (horribly thought out) insults as "gay" and "piece of junk!!11!!) It however has the largest amount of games on it with classics such as Half-Life, Unreal Tournament, and Fallout.
by mr. peterson June 6, 2005